Movie Night! (Probably the first of many)

So it's Saturday night and you're lying around, sick. What do you do? Watch movies! Duh! Basically, my taste in movies includes anything except Twilight... ehehehe...
Here, take a look at some of the movies I saw that are stuck in my head that I feel like talking about:

First off:

What in the hay did I just watch. The whole movie is literally about a tire that goes around and kills people. The plot made no sense. Barely any character development took place. Stuff blew up, and it was kind of cheesy. The only two things I liked about this one: The cinematography (Which was actually quite top-notch) and the music. Also, the trailer was better than the movie. Trust me. The tire's name was Robert, by the way (He showed up in the credits).

RATING: Meh.

And then, next was:

Quite possibly the WORST shark movie I have ever seen. And that's saying something, because I've seen too many of those. The acting was terrible and the script was terrible and the cg was cheesy and the plot was so dumb I felt dumber by the minute... especially the part at the ending... also they killed off my favorite character FIRST. Except for some reason, it was so bad, I kind of liked it. There were an unbelievable amount of times where I had to pause it so I could laugh my tail off and then rewind it to watch that part AGAIN because for some reason I find really bad movies to be really funny, too. Do yourself a favor, and don't watch this movie. It makes you feel bad for the sharks, because not only are they all sucked up into a tornado, shot, chainsawed, exploded, etc., but they are stuck in a horrible movie that should never have been made. Say no to shark genocide, thank you very much.

RATING: Terribad.

And then you have:

Oh my word! Finally a decent movie. Quentin Tarantino is like one of my favorite directors, right up there with Don Bluth, Mel Brooks and Christopher Nolan. My favorite parts in this movie involved the long conversations where the gravity just sort of builds and builds and builds and so does the tension, and apprehension, and all of a sudden stuff starts to hit the fan and you're on the edge of your seat and everything... yeah, I loved every second of it. By the way, the trailers I've seen for this move are totally off. The movie is a lot different than the trailers make it seem.

RATING: Amazing. Simply amazing.

So... yeah. I'll probably review some more movies later. I watch way too many movies.

(Why am I even posting this, it is so late and I am so tired I don't even know)