I Have No Idea What I Am Doing · 3:30am May 20th, 2014
Dates. I grasp the concept of it, but I have no idea what I should do. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING!
Help?
Call me Slendy, or Slendermare. I really don't care.
Dates. I grasp the concept of it, but I have no idea what I should do. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING!
Help?
It's easy, just do what YOU want to do.![:pinkiesmile:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiesmile.png)
Despite my many, many attempts to get a date, I myself have never been on a date. Loss for the ladies![:twistnerd:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twistnerd.png)
This setback, however, hasn't led me to complete obliviousness. What is it exactly that you need help with?
2127913 Whether arson makes for a good ending.![:twilightsmile:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightsmile.png)
2127912 I guess, thanks.
2127917 Depends. How much evidence is there?
2127917 NO arson!
That's ruin my plans for you and him. ![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
Don't try to be romantic or anything. Just be yourself. Okay, maybe not ALL of yourself, but there's plenty of things about you that he should know, and that's what you want to show him.
2127921 Good point. Thanks.
2127919 How about filling a middle school gym full of helium balloons, and using a long pole to ignite some gasoline, which trails to it as we watch from on top of the abandoned walmart. Probably little, except for the pole.
2127920 But, but, but FIRE!
Date is about knowing more of that person through talks in a dinner....in other words it is all about two person being more closer from like to love....
That one isn't from the fortune cookie..
2127930 Use hydrogen instead. Helium isn't flammable but hydrogen is. It's why the Hindenburg blew up. Hydrogen will give you bang for your buck, literally.
2127930
No problem. Be warned, though. I've had no actual experience with dates. But I managed to get two girlfriends in the past two months (first one was a mulligan), so that's got to stand for something.
2127930 Yes, pyromania is fun but do not set your date on fire, that doesn't end well with my little headcanon of you two, play nice for me will you?![:applejackunsure:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/applejackunsure.png)
2127933 Cool, and thanks for the advice.
2127935 Thanks for the tip, I'm mainly using what I have at my disposal. Although his demented brother most likely has some.
2127939 Ok, got it.![:pinkiesmile:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiesmile.png)
2127940 Ok, we'll just stick to the school gym.
2127944 Damnit Slendy, NO FIRE!
2127942 Trust me if he didn't like you.... Its his lost....
2127945 FINE! But FYI they're doing renovations anyways.![:twilightsmile:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightsmile.png)
2127946 ok.
2127948 I. Do. Not. Care. NO FIRE!![:flutterrage:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/flutterrage.png)
![:flutterrage:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/flutterrage.png)
Well, I see dating as something like this...
You date people to get to know them. Then, maybe, if you like them, you can try dating them more often.
Dating is a tool used to learn about others you like and their interests. It doesn't mean you have to commit to or kiss them on the first date. If all they want is kissing, then they might not be the right one for you, unless you're into that kind of thing...
Bottom line: It is a social activity for getting to know people.
Remember: If you ever have one bad date, it's not the end of the world. Some people you meet may be jerks, bullies, abusive, etc. But that's not important. You can always find someone else. Just be true to yourself, and someday, you my meet the one...
2127965 ok, that was... Deep.![:pinkiesmile:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiesmile.png)
2127954 Fine! No fire!
I wish I could help, but I'm afraid I am as oblivious as you.
2127948 remember big bro MAD is here....
2127973 Good girl.![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
2127997 *Shrugs* Meh.![:derpytongue2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/derpytongue2.png)
![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
![:yay:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/yay.png)
2128055 got it.
2128063 Fine.
2128067 Derpity doo, I have no more ideas for you.
2128073 pk, thanks.![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
2127954
2128088 seriously?![:ajbemused:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/ajbemused.png)
2128094
2128088 She's not allowed to be on fire either.
ok... Try dressing nicely, for starters.
MIdnight advises you just hang out and have fun and whatever you do, make shipping jokes the ENTIRE TIME
also advise you dress appropriately for whatever event you are going to (ie. no dress at the movies)![:twilightsheepish:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightsheepish.png)
other than that I have no fucking Idea, dating isn't a requirement to be academically advanced
2128800 Ok.
2128919 Got it, thanks.