Chair

Well, my friend is spending the night tonight and tomorrow, and she gets the floor. That leaves me with the chair. Oh well, good thing I like it. Also, I found a new Slendermare story.
I'm so famous.

Comments

[Letter Sent]

Well then, be sure to show her Do not move!

[Slendermare]

2131088 Ok, I will.

[Stiggerzz]

Rule 1 of spending the night.
Don't be the first one asleep.

Rule 2. If you're the last one awake, break out the permanent markers.

[Slendermare]

2131097 Mustaches?

[Stiggerzz]

2131099
whatever you want!
penises and "I <3 Bieber" always go down well.
If she's straight, it never hurts to write lesbian innuendo and implications all over her as well.

[Letter Sent]

2131099 God damnit Dementia... THROWBACK FTW.

[Slendermare]

2131103 Well, she is a whovian...
2131106 Wait what?

[Stiggerzz]

2131112
Do everything I said, and write "Dr Who is for pussies" somewhere on her as well.
COVER THE WHOLE BODY!!!

Just remember; genetalia is always good, as well as innuendo and implications towards their opposite orientation.

Trust me, you're talking to someone who has drawn on many an early sleeper.

[Letter Sent]

2131118 You see, this is a bitch for me, because I'm ALWAYS, the first asleep.

[Stiggerzz]

2131125
if you ever stay the night with me, make sure we fall asleep at the same time.

[Letter Sent]

2131131 you realize I never unintentionally fall asleep, right?
I CHOOSE to sleep motherbucker, and I can pull all-nighters at any time. So you, my friend should fear me.

[Stiggerzz]

2131134
>Implying I can't pull an all nighter if I really need to

[Letter Sent]

2131136 Never said you couldn't but I'm warning you, I do not randomly conk out.

[Stiggerzz]

2131140
Neither.

Once I get on my xbox, I could play for 8 hours straight if I had to.

[Letter Sent]

2131146 Only eight? HAH, I've gone a full twenty four hours on my PS3, and then another 12 on my Xbox.

[Stiggerzz]

2131147
why are we arguing about this?
The fuck is wrong with us?

[Letter Sent]

2131155 I feel like a twelvie now.

[Stiggerzz]

2131159
I feel like an eighteener
cause that's what I am

[Letter Sent]

2131160 The thing is I'm 16, twelvies annoy me!

[Stiggerzz]

2131539
Nothing wrong with acting 12. It's not a crime to not act your age, growing up is completely optional.

[Midnight Musashy]

wow, these comments, and you will find any age between 9 and 14 will act like that right? I have yet to meet 2 people that are fourteen that reek of sanity and act their age, I am worried for when this generation takes over

on more blog related notes you get the chair? no fair I have to sleep on my bed, praise the chair. don' forget to make them proofread your current chapter and heavily pony music on full volume ooh and if you do marker draw, remember everybody hates racially incorrect jokes (that may be a little far)

[Slendermare]

2132032 Got it. And I love this chair.
It's awesome, and my number one writing/reading/drawing spot. A bit hard to draw in it though...

[Midnight Musashy]

2132601 and rhyme with proper time

[Letter Sent]

Did ya show your friend Do not move?

[Slendermare]

2133360 She thought it was awesome.

[Letter Sent]

2133364 I don't know why people like it so much but it is awesome that they do!

[Slendermare]

2133379 Well, its really good.

[Letter Sent]

2133385 No it isn't!

[Slendermare]

2133389 Yes it is.

[Letter Sent]

2133395 Why does nopony dislike it? it's weird to me that everyone likes it.

[Slendermare]

2133408 I find it totally normal.

[Letter Sent]

2133410 I'm used to people not liking my stories because I'm very creepy.