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Slendermare


Call me Slendy, or Slendermare. I really don't care.

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    Writers Block

    hahaha kill me

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    :ajsmug: :eeyup: :applecry:

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    Slendermare Ask Fic

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  • 388 weeks
    New Stories

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May
22nd
2014

FML · 2:21am May 22nd, 2014

#8 · 47m, 55s ago · · · Stiggerzz Stiggerzz
>> Stiggerzz Not happening. Ok, if you can get me 8 followers by 5/26, I will write... A DerpyxDoctor clop fic. They all have to be from YOU, and if they follow me, make sure they comment that it was because of you on my user page.
You'll fail.

Guess who's got 104 followers? :ajbemused:
Well, guess who has gets to write dirty clop?
Fuck My Life. :rainbowlaugh:
I really need to pay attention to who I challenge...

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Comments ( 27 )

:pinkiecrazy:you underestimate my power

2133916 I guess now I write about ponies having sexy times.

2133916
you joined after the challenged finished, but that doesn't really matter. I'm sure she enjoys the extra attention, dontchya, Slendy?:rainbowkiss:

2133921 Totally, more that get to experience my clop writing skillz. I bet I'll be awesome.

2133915 Oh silly Slendy, that's the rapist's job...

2133923 gosh darnit. Alright, I will read on 1 condition, k? It's not just nonsensical clop and there is actually a reason for it, like they're married and they want a kid. Do not make this just straight-up clop!

Your welcome:pinkiehappy::twilightsmile:

Now that I followed you...what do you think of King of the Hill?

Hey, when someone dares me to write a clop fic, I do a blog post and just say

then they banged

.
It's really easy to get out of things like that.

2133949 Haven't watched in awhile, last time I checked though I found it to be a pretty good show.
2133958 Sombra.

2133921

Indeed.

2133918

Don't be unhappy, the party's just begun!

2133962
I aint gonna accept that:trixieshiftright:

2135010 Do you mind if I replace Ditzy/Derpy with Clara?

2135274
Meh. it's your fic, do what you want.

2135276 Ok, just checkin. :derpytongue2:
Time to go off and start writing about ponies having sexy times.

2135285 I wont.
Will you preread? :derpytongue2:

2135301
Sure. Just pm me a link to the Gdoc when you're ready

Oh God... clop by you...


WHY IS THIS PLACE CORRUPTED?!

safe haven no more, I guess...:pinkiesad2:

2138433 Yeah, I need to be careful on who and whhat I wager.

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