May
23rd
2014
Run! · 4:05pm May 23rd, 2014
Run guys, my mom is BEYOND pissed at my doctor. Why? Well, let me tell you.
Ok, so I get whether tonsillitis, strep, or a really sore throat once a week, at the least. My mom wants my tonsils removed.
My doctor says that there is nothing wrong with me.
To say the least, she's upset. To say the most, I wouldn't be surprised if she orders a catapult off eBay.
Well, later guys, and lets hope that someone stops beating our doctor with the stupid stick.
My mom's words, not mine.
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Slendermare · 159 views
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Oh Dog!
*runs*
*Puts on helmet and hides in Vault 101*
Well quite the predicament you have yourself in my dear, and if your mother ether needs a catapult tell her to ring me up HAHAHA quite
*will not run*
*will not hide*
I don't fear Mama-Slender
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Fear her.
Your whether incredibly brave or incredibly stupid.
She taught me how to fist fight at age 6.
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I am obviously incredibly brave
handsome and brave
2138256 She threw my older brother, who was the same size as her, across thee kitchen table and through a window.
He had it coming.
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Exactly.
I am obviously incredibly brave for not fearing her. The stupidity is just a side-dish
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Have a meme.
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lel
My reaction to that doctor:
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Good job doctor. By the way, where is that MD of yours?
Well. Vegeta: HIS IQ IS UNDER 9000!!!!!
Well, if he is right, then... I don't... um... the melons and 3D glasses and...
Cookie.exe has broken for the second time this week.
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Someone get me some instructions here.
2139063 Self destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... Pineapple... 0
2139071 Buck. *Jumps for cover*
2139082 Boom like Blackrock.
2139224 *Peeks out* Huh? Okay then. *Starts eating a cookie*
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What just happened?
2139330 I don't know... I just don't know...
2139342 Well then...
2139346 I'm confusing according to my sister.
2139365 My sister calls me weird.
2139370 Well, that too. She does have good reason though.
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Never challege a mom's wrath...its a foolish thing to do!
2139374 No seriously, I'm weird. Not like, do something weird weird, but, my body's nerves are set up differently weird.
2139389 What?
2139407 Umm, if it's hot out I'm cold and vice versa, and if I run for awhile my arms get tired, I visualize things WAY too easily, and if I think somethings awesome I get cold. Also, my normal body temperature is around 93.5.
2139426 Oh wow...
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I know. At school if I'm sick, they take my temperature, and if it's 96.8 or whatever it is for everyone else, their like, 'Oh, your fine. Perfectly normal!' And I'm like, 'Yeah, but I'm not normal.' and then they slowly shy away.
2139450 Wow...
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I'm such a troll, my nervous system has started to troll.
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I know, me and my sister were jumping on the trampoline, and I said, 'Can we stop, my arms are tired.' She gave a kinda, WTF look. We also had a push ups contest where my legs got tired. 
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2139582 She said to stop with my logic, and I said, 'Don't ypu mean ILlogic?'
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I get it!
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I'm so awesome.