H-H-How!? · 4:22am May 24th, 2014
Guys, I just read 23 chapters of Daughter of Discord.
In 2 hours flat, due to cleaning. Can someone explain my talent of speed reading? And why I''m suddenly wishing for the author to continue shipping Screwball and Mothball in a spinoff?
Wait, back on topic.
Ok, heres the thing. Each chapter was around 3000 words, except for chapter 21, which was over 7000.
Totally must read. Along with unexpected, which I hope to have finished by tomorrow.
If it's written very well and your very interested it is posible![:moustache:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/moustache.png)
2140077 An hour of that time was cooking, roleplaying, and cleaning. I can almost match a timelords ability to speed read, only they read just by looking at it.
You're a timelord?
2140091 Oh god I wish. No, but I CAN read at an alarmingly quick rate. I mean, how do you think I finished a book report on the Percy Jackson series in 3 days? 2 1/2 days of reading, and the rest on writing. Although it would've been shorter, I have fanfics to read, stuff to write, rooms to clean, candy to crush...
Oh look at Mr. I Can Read At A Fast Speed it's not like you have to spend 10 minutes reading 2k words!
I'm a slow reader, I know.
2140140 ...![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
I pity you. And that's MISS I Can Read At A Fast Speed to you.
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2140214
Three letters; OCD.
2140086 Ok?![:applejackconfused:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/applejackconfused.png)
2140201 Actually thats a MISS I can read FASTER than you
Maybe you like reading?
2140964 Very true.
Speed reading? Gotta be a Time Lord
2141270 According to my friend I'm not awesome enough to be a timelord.![:ajsleepy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/ajsleepy.png)
2141278 Ssshhh don't listen to her. But... Just between you and me...
Do you happen to own a fob watch?
2141283 ...Yes.
2141285 Do you have strange dreams where you're a different person?
2141497 Sometimes. I found the watch today, I lost it a little while back. Who knew it would be in my jacket pocket.![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)