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Slendermare


Call me Slendy, or Slendermare. I really don't care.

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May
24th
2014

Seriously, Guys? · 5:42pm May 24th, 2014

You guys are horrible at talking people out of things, you know that?

I'll probably have it drawn a few days after my birthday. I have to wait.

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I know I am, I use brute force or not even try to talk them out of it. I mean, look at my avatar! Do you think this is the kind of person to talk people out of stuff?!

Do it. Do it or we'll reveal you to Celestia. We all know what she does when she sees a "possible" threat. She either stones them, sends'em to the moon, or otherwise.

2141250 Ya know, the moons nice and I'd be an awesome statue, but the whole otherwise thing probably involves banishment, which I'm already serving, and death, which is pretty much impossible to fulfill.

2141275
Then we'll reveal you to Luna and she'll send you to the sun. :derpytongue2:

2141275 Damn you people and your optimism!

2141293 Nah, Luna would probably just fangirl because of the whole 'video game is real' thing.

2141275 Then the plan is complete HAHAHAHA

2141332 First you do things you don't through pressure. Then you start to doing them because you want to. Then the final stage you become the complete opposite of yourself HAHAHAHA Chaos for all

2141348 ...
You mean Discording?

2141353 Where do you think that young'un got it from I'm centuries older than that chap. I was the big chaos God before him and then someone thought it would be fun to throw the Wabbajack into a petting Zoo and BLAM we have discord.

2141374 That makes perfect sense.
...
Great, now I'll be really deep in thought about what ponies like DT would be like if Discorded.

2141384 Of course it makes sense why do you think me and Discord look the same because he is a part of me like I am a part of Eris. Just look at human discord and you understand everything. And a discorded DT would be perfect for the CMC and the rest of the town

2141390 That or she'd become a whiny little brat, crying about how her dad has no time for her.

2141400 isn't that what she is now:trollestia: HAHAHA They see me trolling, hating HAHAHA

2141429 yes, yes it is. Now if you'll excuse me my dear I have a world to corrupt and turn insane *I pick up the Wabbajack and I get a suit like the mask does but my colours and this starts to play and I begin to strut away anyone who goes near me starts to dance like in the video*

2141460 Why thank you my ear. *I turn a mountain into fondue and a lake to sand as I tip my hat* HAHAHA THIS WILL BE *Celestia punches me in the face eye's red* YOU CEATING, VILE CREATURE. (meant to be yellow)

2141484 why hello slender, I'm just dealing with some goddess stuff right now *she kicks me in the groin but then get's a strange look from the touch* why hello to you to celestia *cough* you know you could help slendy

2141518 Goddess stuff, huh? Does it involve... Magic?

2141523 No it's basically mare stuff but instead of a normal mare it's a goddess instead your still not helping me shut up you. You're coming with me to Canterlot for what you did I really don't want to do that not when your in Molestia mode *she just grins and looks to you* Don't pay attention to him my little pony he'sinsane

2141551 *Bitch slaps Celestia* Is this helping?

2141586 *she teleports me and her away but leaves a spell window open so you can see and hear us* I have waited so long to do this By the creator Celestia we can work this out

2141612 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!Fight!

2141631 *She starts to strap me down onto a table and puts a ball gag in my mouth and magic nullifying rings on me* Now stay there my precious little one while I get my toys heh heh

2141651 *Tosses you a hyena, 5, no 6 gallons of hummus, a katana, and a lighter*

2141660 hmph mhph ftht *I struggle against the bonds and try to spit out the gag* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

2141679 *Teleports through spell window* Sorry, about her, Molly can be hard to keep in check.

2141684 mpht fumth sumth *I look at you expectedly*

2141705 *Takes out the gag and unties you* Better?

2141707 Yes thank you. *I dust my self off and destroy the rings in a bucket of acid she had next to me* She has gotten worse since I created here I'm so proud

2141718 Well, lets get going.

2141741 Yeah I don't even want to know what she was getting *we walk towards the portal but it closes* Now that isn't fun now is it my little pony freeing my ex-master and lover *I facepalm* You had to say it like that didn't you and let me guess the only working magic in this room is mine and mine alone now great sorry lass

2141755 It's fine, a couple millennia back I lost the coin toss and had to babysit her for a decade. Ugh, worst decade of my life.

2141763 Yeah but she only became Molly once I had *cough* with her very, very kinky and loud *cough* So now we get to see what she does to get revenge on me and to punish you. This is going to be fun HAHAHA She even laughs like me now *sigh*

2141783 Yeah, like I said, stuck babysitting her. A few years after... This happened.

2141783 Yeah, like I said, stuck babysitting her. A few years after... This happened.

2141789 Yeah sorry she seduced me and I corrupted her because of it. And now I can get you back *she straps you to the wall and me back on the table. and then opens a chest she brought in* Oh which one which one HAHAHA *le sigh*

2141797 I mean, this is actually better than last I saw her. I mean, not by much, but...

2141799 *She pulls out a replica of a dragons member with a vibrate option* Hmm what do you think slendy too much or too little *le sigh*

2141805 Hey, theres a store down the mountain a little ways that you might find something you'll need at.

2141806 Oh really now do tell *LE SIGH* *Celestia smacks me on the head* shush now dear the mares are talking

2141816 You head down the mountain a little ways, until you see the purple tree. Take a right there, and you'll find the store that will sell you anything you'll need. Hurry, they close in 2 hours.

2141820 Oh this is going to be so much fun, you two stay put now HAHAHA *she leaves locking the door* mfth sthf nmth

2141828 *Uses magic to remove it* Slender magic, enough to break reality. And perversive Alicorns protection spells.

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