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Slendermare


Call me Slendy, or Slendermare. I really don't care.

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May
24th
2014

Lies · 10:33pm May 24th, 2014

Ok, according to a few people (One person), my broken Fob Watch can turn me into a timelord.

Sorry, not true. Can't be. Not awesome enough. It's JUST a watch.

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I used that gif in one of my blogs:rainbowlaugh:

Yeah, sure. I bet your time lord memories are just in the watch.

As I said. That's your primitive human mind rejecting the possibility.

2142112 I cannot be a timelord!
2142111 The watch is broken!

2142118 wasn't the doctor's as well?

2142118 As for that question 'where would I even get a magic watch?!'
You don't GET it from a random place! The watch IS you! It contains your Time Lord essence and is given to the human version of you for safe keeping, disguised as a simple object that seems so insignificant to your human mind!

2142130 Why would it be insignificant? I'm pretty obsessed with time.
2142128 I don't know what's going on!

2142138 did you just confirm my argument that there's a possibility you're a Time Lord?

2142144 No, I just let you know how obsessed I am with time. Punctuality, clocks, sun dials... If it's time related, I love it.

The silence will fall when the question is asked

2142157 Are you obsessed with your Fob Watch? Does it seem to call/speak to you?

2142171 Yes, yes, Doctor Who? The question is Doctor Who?
2142174 I think it's swell and all, but I haven't the time to fix it so I've been meaning to get it to a watch maker.

2142171 doctor who?

2142177 maybe it isn't broken at all. Maybe it's doing exactly what it's supposed to do

2142185 If it was doing it's job, it'd be able to tell time!

What is it with people and fob watches lately? A friend of mine has a really detailed replica of the masters one and he loves showing it off.

2142182 I couldn't resist
2142177 Doctor Who? Doctor Who? DOCTOR WH-
Smosh:SHUT UP!

2142188 I have a silver one that has a replica of a solar system on it, along with some... Swirls? Writing? I dunno, but it's broken.

2142189 neither could I. I LUV THESE FANDOMS!

2142187 it's not supposed to tell time

If you like it or not that watch might be gallifreyan. You might be a timelord or that you stole that watch from a timelord that doesn't know it's a timelord. This is a picture of the watches and if your watch looks like it then there is a timelord's life in there.

p.playserver1.com/ProductImages/7/1/3/6/1/1/8/8116317_300x300_1.jpg
geekytattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fob-watch.jpg

2142233 ITS A WATCH!
2142253 It kinda has the first ones design but the second ones color.

Er....
...Sorry to whoever that person is, but it's 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999- (Infinite nines.) percent chance. For that 1.(Infinite 1) percent chance that it is a watch like that.... :applejackunsure:
... :rainbowderp:
Yeah......Too bad Doctor Who is just a show..... :unsuresweetie::fluttershyouch:
But yeah, it probably (Like, the most likely possibility ever) isn't like that... :ajbemused:

2142546 I have yet to see every episode, so what is this watch called? And why do I keep subconsciously tapping a beat?

2142546 I have yet to see every episode, so what is this watch called? And why do I keep subconsciously tapping a beat?

2142553
Oh! It's called a Chameleon Arch, the one from the show, that is. Oh...And for the tapping...
Uhm....
Uhhh....
Yeah, it happens to every Doctor Who fan... :twilightsheepish:
Well, as far as I know, just me and you. :twilightoops:

2142561 Oh. Think you can describe it? I've been doing it lately, altthough I don't recognize it from any show. :twilightoops:

2142581
Okay, welllll :pinkiegasp: ,
In the show (Season Three, Probably. Probably in 'The Sound Of Drums' and 'The Last Of The Timelords'.) there was this guy called The Master and stuff. So yeah, he's pretty much an insane Timelord...Yeah. Not the universe's best idea. So he heard the sound of four beats in his head, on a complete loop. The sound, actually, is the sound of a Timelord's hearts. This is passed off as drums, instead. He had a watch at one point, before he regenerated into his current self. This was the Chameleon Arch. If you have watched 'The Family Of Blood', then you already know what it is. Otherwise, it mixes up your genetic code into something else, and it let him pass off as a human. When upon opening it, his soul entered his body, re-re-writing it back to normal. Like a reset button.
Yep. I'm done my lecture. :twilightsmile:

2142609 Yea, I've got that beat in my head. Although I've never heard it before. :derpyderp2:

2142620
Weird.... :derpytongue2:
Meh, it's fun to tap the beat anyway...
Hey, before I typed this, I actually noticed I had began to tap the rhythm...
Wtf. :twilightoops:

2142646 I've been tapping it all week. I got in trouble in math class for it. Not for disruption, but because a never ending rhythm apparently gets annoying after 30 minutes. Huh, learn a new thing every day. :rainbowlaugh: Now that I think about it, I've tapped that beat since I was about 6. :twilightoops:

2142665
Tapped it ever since my friend told me what Doctor Who was....
...Or the first time she ever made a quote (When I moved here..)...
So...about...seven years? :rainbowderp:

2142676 About... 10 years... WHATS WRONG WITH ME!? :fluttershbad:

2142690 WHY DO I KEEP TAPPING THAT BEAT!? And why do I realize how much I study? WHO STUDIES THE BLACK DEATH AT AGE 5!?

2142695
1. 'Cause....It's fun...And obsessing....I guess... :facehoof:
2. 'Cause lots of people study things...
3. Wtf is 'The Black Death'? :rainbowderp::rainbowhuh:

2142710 :pinkiehappy: It's a time when a multitude of diseases from Asia infected rats, who hitched a ride to Europe on boats. Fleas bit them, fleas bit people... Didn't help that they would just throw their garbage in front of their houses. Mainly consisting of Lymph Nodes, which were black, and egg shaped, when hardened, would burst and ooze stuff. Eventually they gave up on funerals and just burned the bodies, which, once more, was a stupid move. Never cured it, but finally built up an immunity, but not before it killed 1/3 of Europe's population. Any questions?

2142728
Oh, okay.... :rainbowderp:
....Big history lesson...Right there... :rainbowlaugh:
Well, I dunno. Why would you study that anyway? :applejackconfused: :rainbowlaugh:

2142737 I, I don't know... Anything not math I've probably studied. Egyptology, Astronomy, Archaeology, poetry, inventions...

2142744
Cool...
...When I get into (Not implying age here....Though maybe just a little..) College, I'm probably going to do Astronomy and Archaeology (I blame Doctor Who!!!) and yeah...

2142746 Probably history. Although from the amount of times I've corrected the History teacher and the book, they may need my help..

2142751 Lol, man. There was an actual typo in a book the Language Arts teacher made the class read...
:rainbowlaugh:

2142755 I know. It said the Black Death killed 1/2 Europe's population. I was like,
Me: *Raises hand*
Teacher: What is it?
Me: The book is wrong.
*One argument later*
Stuppid detention...

2142763
Lolz, when I was tapping the rhythm in math, my teacher told me that I would have detention if it continued...Sooo....
Him: Stop it or you'll have detention.
Me: Whatever. (Thoughts: Oh really? And?)
-He walks away-
Me: *continues tapping*
:rainbowlaugh:

2142800
Yeah.. :twilightsmile:
....And he didn't even notice! I was even passing notes between me and my friend...
Our desks are across from each other anyway. It wasn't a big deal.

2142805 Yeah, I get in trouble for whether not showing my work or getting it done too soon. HOW DO YOU FINISH TOO SOON!? And thats why I sit up front in all classes except for Science. Nap time! :pinkiehappy:

2142817
One time...
I finished my work in Language Arts...Yep. Nothing Missing, nothing due. I had stayed up all night last night, and hadn't had any sleep. It was the end of the day...So, after we do our work we kinda read a book or something...
So, I started reading....
...And I woke up to my friend yelling at me that it was time to go. :rainbowlaugh:

2142861 I took a nap in Science. My teachers fine with it as long as we read the material and we aren't dissecting.

2142872
Cool, bro. Naps are awesome... :rainbowdetermined2:
That reminds me...
....I wanna be a DJ someday...
Wait...
...That's a completely unrelated topic... :twilightoops:

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