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Slendermare


Call me Slendy, or Slendermare. I really don't care.

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May
26th
2014

That Awkward Moment · 1:31am May 26th, 2014

Well, today was about 90 degrees. All. Day. So, my sisters went outside to play in the sprinkler, and invited me. So, I went outside in my swimsuit and we played in the sprinkler. Some claim to be too old. I've denied that until now.
So, some boys my age come outside after a few minutes. I think nothing of it, I mean, I go to school with them. So after a few minutes, I look over and their staring at me. Very weird. Ignoring it, I go back to hanging out with my sisters. After a few minutes, I look up and their STILL staring. I'm like, 'What are they doing?' I wasn't the only girl out their. Then again, I was the oldest. At that moment, I realized how revealing my swim suit was. I've been called many things. Tom boyish, funny, and on a couple occasions hot. Never thought any of it til then. Unnerved, I go in. Not even a minute later, the doorbell rings. The guys from next door, all 4 of them were there. I was still in my swimsuit, not given the chance to change. Before I could ask what they wanted, they were asking me out... :twilightblush: I kindly denied. A few seconds later, they knock again. This goes on until I open the door with a knife. They ran off. What? I was in the middle of cooking!
:facehoof: I will never live this down... Please don't ever mention this again...

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Before I could ask what they wanted, they were asking me out... :twilightblush: I kindly denied. A few seconds later, they knock again. This goes on until I open the door with a knife. They ran off. What? I was in the middle of cooking!
:facehoof: I will never live this down... Please don't ever mention this again...

They have guts. Good for them. Although, all at the same time is a bit stupid.

2145216 I don't think they acknowledged my existence before. Fuck them.

I will never live this down... Please don't ever mention this again..

Please don't ever mention this again

:trollestia: just wait a couple of weeks till we do.

* 5 Weeks later* Remember that time when 4 idiots came up to your door and asked you out at the same time:trollestia:

2145236 Prepare to meet your painful demise. :pinkiehappy:
2145237 :ajsleepy:

2145218 Yea, they were trying to get in your pants. I'm still surprised they had the guts to ask, though. No offense, but most guys, including myself, would've contented themselves with either staring or sparing a passing glance. In my case, the latter, so as to try not to be rude.

2145243
wait what we talking about again? :derpytongue2:

all 4 of them

Before I could ask what they wanted, they were asking me out... :twilightblush:

They didn't have the brains to ask individually? What were they going to do if you said yes? Share you? :rainbowlaugh:
Sorry, that's not funny.

Please don't ever mention this again...

Yes sir ma'am sir! :rainbowdetermined2:

2145218
I'm very happy to hear that you rejected them, especially if they hadn't noticed you before. If someone loves you for your looks, they don't truly love you, and will probably just use you.

Welp, I've said quite a lot here, so I'm now going to shut up.

2145247 Absolutely nothing.

Tom boyish, funny, and on a couple occasions hot.

If a guy calls you hot, he's talking about your body, if he calls you pretty, he's talking about your face, but if a guy calls you beautiful, he's talking about your personality, and that's what counts. :pinkiesmile:

2145249 I agree. And it WAS kinda funny. Kinda.
2145244 They were jocks. :derpytongue2: And jerks.

2145258 Wait, those words don't mean the same thing?

2145258 You know what they say, jocks have small cocks! :derpytongue2:

2145253
Amen, brother!

2145258
Okay, I agree, it was kinda funny, but not really.

Please don't ever mention this again...

beware. A stiggerzz never forgets.:trollestia:


2145244

Yea, they were trying to get in your pants.

Or in this case, her thong:trollestia:

2145253 I agree. I'm not really into jocks anyways, so... :derpytongue2:
2145260 *Shrugs* Which words?
2145264 ... :rainbowlaugh:

2145270 It's true though, the bigger your ego the smaller your dick motherfuckers! :derpytongue2:

2145243 Cool I'll be waiting *slowly sips tea* :pinkiehappy:

2145270 Jock and jerk. They tend to be very commonly affiliated with one another, no?

2145272 :rainbowlaugh:
2145274 You should. :pinkiecrazy:
2145275 Well proven point.

2145272 I'm sad now, and I'm a normally humble person...

2145270 Also, the explanation of male names for girls was more about Branden. :derpytongue2:

2145282 My friend, I was aiming that towards people with overly large egos, sorry if it offended you... :ajsleepy:

2145283 Wait, we give names to girls based on their appearances? Wow, why is it I'm always the oblivious one?

2145283 I figured.
Ok not really. :rainbowwild:

LOL. really? over a swimsuit? oh my god I wish I saw this in person. no offense though. it's weird but still funny. :rainbowlaugh:

2145281 Ok I'll start the party without you:pinkiecrazy:

2145290 Yes, the names like "Hot", "Pretty" and "Beautiful" reflect how we males think of the other person, be it male or female. I tend to say "Beautiful" more than anything else, because looks don't mean SHIT. :derpytongue2:

2145302 I use those terms to describe a girl (although "hot" is not something I'll give my attention to). I'd like to think I'm one of the types of guys that isn't as shallow as to think that way. Pretty is more a word to define a girl is attractive, well nourished, etc. But none of that matters to me. I'm only interested in people with respectable personalities.
Pretty is also a form of compliment, and I use it as an occasional passing remark, a form of felt flattery.

2145313 Personality is the only thing that will produce an attraction to someone for me. :derpytongue2:

'That Awkward Moment', more like 'They got what they Deserved'! Seemed a tad bit rude to me.

I kinda feel sorry for those boys... :fluttershysad:
...Then again, you were cooking. Can't blame them for being scared, even if they were a tad bit-

Oh what are you kidding, me! They must've been annoying! Like really, what would you do if that happened to you? :trixieshiftleft:

Bah-But-SHUT UP ME!! I'M TRYING TO BE NICE! :twilightangry2: :applejackunsure:

Don't mention it again.... what were we talking about? (da-dum-tsssh)

I had a stupid moment once.

My friend was sleeping right behind me and I was playing on her computer which had sonic.exe on it.

When Sonics retarded face came up, I literally screamed and hit her face on accident.

I still hate sonic to this day....

2146932 I have yet to read that. I've seen it. :rainbowlaugh:

Im a guy and I do find their reaction bizzare.... Too bad I haven't eaten a fortune cookie this week I'm out of notes to give.....

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