Coocoo Birds... and Chapters · 6:56pm Aug 29th, 2014
So, for those that favorited Cruelty of Reality, you only need to read this paragraph. I'm boarding a plane now, and I'll be writing one (maybe two) chapters on the flight. If all works out, you'll get a chapter tonight. (Maybe two)
Only followers now? As I said above, I'll be boarding a plane in a few minutes. Don't expect any replies for a while, starting in about twenty minutes to half an hour. And there's a crazy kid in my grade. A coocoo bird. He set a cookie on fire during lunch... with a microwave.
It took up the whole second half of lunch to deal with it. And then everything stank like smoke... and marshmallows.
Edit: Air conditioning on the plane stopped working. We had to get off. Still haven't reboarded.
Edit for the Edit: AC fixed, reboarding now.
This kid seems legit! Man, I'm jealous.
2412018 Why am I not surprised?
2412033 What happened?
Well....I managed to close the school for bout 3 days. You see, no one uses the piña maker and it's in a different room.
I stuffed bout fifteen ice cream sandwiches and sprayed hot sauce on it. Then shut it down for about ten minutes and closed the door.
After that, it smelled like sweety gym shorts and under cooked fish.
(It's best you don't question.) Then I through the machine into a trash can. No one found out.
2412160 You're the only person I can think of that would ever do something like that.
I'm proud!
2412234 I'm not surprised.
2412242 Well, there is something far worse that I could tell you
2412411 No thanks, I don't want to hear it.
You sure?
2412529 Yup.
2412580 Ok, their pretty funny.
2412596 I'm sure.
2412613 Yes.
Well, where you goin dawg?
2413011 Going where?
On the airoplane!
2413033 North Carolina
Like, what you be doning bro?
2413039 I have no idea.
2413064 I have no idea. It was my stepmom's idea.
2413111 What?
Something bad is about to happen. Don't say I told you so.
2413155 What, I'll get sick? Oh, wait, I already am.
2413171 Heavy cold, headache
2413180 A cold is not always caused by being cold.
I know, it's a virus that's airborn/contact. They taught me this in 7th grade bio science.
2413214 I learned that in sixth.
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2413744 You changed your username.
So, you did to. And this person is incredibly funny.
Is there something wrong with change?
2414042 No...
2414101 What's that suppose to mean?
2414107 Nothing.
If that meant nothing, you wouldn't have typed it. So....what does it mean?
2414170 No, nothing.