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Samey90


I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

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  • 2 weeks
    Okay, hear me out



    Human Maud Pie never got over her goth phase and learns languages instead of going to therapy. Or some colour schemes just work better than others.

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  • 11 weeks
    Well, that was unexpected

    More exactly an unexpected epilogue to this blog. Seems the mods got the screencap guy:


    Source: used to be derpi 3336468, but now it's gone

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  • 31 weeks
    Death and Taxes - reading

    Skijarama made a brilliant reading of my recent story Death and Taxes. Go, check it out!

    0 comments · 110 views
  • 32 weeks
    G5 is (sadly) dead

    Beware, science ahead.

    Frequent Derpibooru visitors may have notice that after every Tell Your Tale episode, the frontpage gets flooded with pics. Well, one could say that's a proof that the title of this blog is clickbait (it is), since apparently there's a lot of activity in the fandom.

    Well, yes, but actually no.

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  • 39 weeks
    Sunset Shimmer Day

    Since Sock and me got featured on Equestria Daily (again), I'd like to remind that I have some Sunset Shimmer fics that are probably not EqD-friendly:

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Sep
30th
2014

Two milestones · 12:02am Sep 30th, 2014

First: A Kingdom Divided reached 100k words. Quite good for a fic which, basing on my average chapter length at the time I started to write it, I expected to be 60-80k words long. Also, after the newest chapter, its word count finally doesn't trigger my OCD (it's exactly 107,900 words).

Also, the total amount of horse words I published reached 400k. That's still less than Fallout: Equestria, but I don't give up. Some additonal stats:
- AKD is over a quarter of total words I published (exactly 26.89% of them is that one story)
- Other large part of my word count is Sleepless. While the core story isn't long (it's actually shorter than Way To Go, Minuette, Way To Go!, a story that, as you can guess from "frequent" updates, I treat as a side project), all its sequels are currently exactly 107,100 words long. That kinda shows how my writing speed changed: AKD was published 310 days ago, on 23rd November 2013, which means the average publication speed is 348.06 words a day. Sleepless debuted on 25th June 2014, only 96 days ago, which means that on average I publish 1115.625 words a day.
- The longest single chapter I ever wrote was chapter 13 of AKD - 10,631 words. The shortest is the alternative ending to The Sharpest Tool - 213 words. The record, however, would be beaten by Zombons, if I released it as a one-shot, like I initially planned.

Btw, today I wrote an Equestria Girls fanfic. It's rather silly.

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Comments ( 3 )

Damn, you've got me beat in every one of those categories. Nice.

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Well, I have less stories and less views...

Btw, I don't remember exactly the swearing stats I made for Minuette and Sleepless. If I recall correctly, there was a curse every 275 words in Minuette and every 1900 words or so in Sleepless...

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Your stories are also generally longer than mine, though. I've mostly made a bunch of shorts, each of which accumulate views separately (aside from the anthologies, which get very few views).

I think those sound about right, yeah.

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