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Danger Beans


I was once an ordinary Lima Bean. One day I got bitten by a radioactive fanfiction writer and my life was changed forever.

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  • 403 weeks
    Matthew Says Hi

    Pictured: My House.

    So I'm currently being rained on by a Hurricane. I'm expecting the power to go out soon, but other than that, it's mostly an inconvenience. :ajbemused:

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  • 409 weeks
    I Wrote a Thing + Generic Update

    Hey All.

    So Real Life has been kicking my ass pretty well of late, and I actually stopped writing completely.

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    2 comments · 410 views
  • 420 weeks
    Safe in Orlando

    I'm sure by this point you're all aware of the shooting which took place in Orlando during the early hours of this morning, what most of you probably don't know is that I actually live in Orlando. The tension here is palpable. This morning everyone was terrified, my sister and I were bombarded with phone calls from various friends and relatives, looking to make sure that we were okay. Even

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  • 426 weeks
    Under A Silver Moon Update

    Hello all!

    The next two chapters of Under A Silver Moon are done. Kind of.

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    1 comments · 460 views
  • 427 weeks
    Amoongus! I Choose You!

    So I don't know how many of my followers are pokemon fans, but every once in a while, when I need something mindless to do, I open up Pokemon Showdown and play a few rounds.

    I don't even know how to explain what happened today, so I'll show you.

    This poor bastard got his shit pushed in by an Amoongus.

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Nov
1st
2014

Happy Halloween! · 1:40am Nov 1st, 2014

Happy Halloween Everypony!

Hope you all had your fill of tricks and treats!

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Comments ( 7 )
PaulAsaran
Site Blogger

I dunno who came up with that 'spider dog' thing, but it's frikkin awesome! I wish I could come up with things like that!

God, but I love Halloween.

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Yep, first time I saw it I just about died laughing!:rainbowlaugh:

So how was your Halloween?

PaulAsaran
Site Blogger

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Uneventful. I did my annual Halloween gig with my cousins last weekend because they were busy on the day. tried to get them to watch some good horror, but they chose 'World War Z.' Buncha wimps. This time I played some Dead Space, but that's about it.

So yeah, totally uneventful. :ajsleepy:

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Pretty similar story at my end, after I finished giving candy to the munchkins, I finished Alien Isolation. Nothing to write home about.

PaulAsaran
Site Blogger

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You mean the game itself was nothing to write home about, or the whole night? Because I was kinda hoping the game would be worthwhile...

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Alien Isolation is Freaking Epic! You know that feeling in the original Deadspace when the necromorphs first appear and you're basically going "OhshitohsitohsitohsitohsitohsitohsitohsitohsitohsitohsitohsitohsitohsitohFUCK!" and then you die? Imagine that, for fourteen hours. It took me three days to get through it and I slept like a rabbit in a dog kennel every night. Worth. Every. Penny.

The big disapointment actually came from the other triple-A horror game that came out this month: The Evil Within. I got to chapter three before I stopped playing and took it back. Within the first thirty minutes, this happens: 1: you fall down a bloody slide and have to dodge whirring blades (Silent Hill: Homecoming), you run away from a chainsaw-wielding, masked-maniac (Resident Evil 5), and then, you find yourself in a old timeyvillage full of mutant-zombie villagers who attack you on sight (Resident Evil 4). I was not amused. :ajbemused:

PaulAsaran
Site Blogger

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Despite all the advertising, The Evil Within wasn't even a blip on my radar screen. I was gonna wait till it came out and see what popular opinion was. now I know.

I shall look forward to Alien... after I get over Beyond Earth and my latest round of replaying Dead Space, that is. :ajsmug:

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