A Sample For You! · 1:32am Jan 8th, 2015
I'd not yet heard of Beer Blaster's famed Drunken Leadership Equation. Two hundred years ago, a drunken genius of an earth pony had deduced, in any gathering of any Equestrian, or semi-equestrian, species, the automatic leader of any gathering of drunks can be determined by a combination of size, loudness, and intoxication, regardless of rank while sober. Of course, there's a complex equation regarding how mass, decibels, and blood alcohol content compare to one another (Look, Beer Blaster spent years researching this stuff, and the full details fill a book three hundred pages long. It makes for an awesome read, but time and place, people!), but the long and short of it was, as the loudest, most drunken, and the largest individual in the room, I was automatic leader of the hive for the evening.
How awesome is Equestria that everything I just told you is the absolute truth?
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Beer Blaster, eh?
Any relation to Gargle Blaster?
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A future descendent, I think.
"The collective intelligence of any mob is equal to the lowest member's."
Stupid people are stupid.
And that's terrible.
Awesome
i'm looking forward to the next chapter...
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The intelligence of any given member of a flock of sheep is equal to the member in front of him/her. This holds just as true for the leader as it does for any other member. If you ponder that for a few seconds, it will tell you everything you need to know about the intelligence of sheep.
2707773 so poko plus size equals leader seems about right
I wouldn't argue with a drunken Centaur the size of a van.
lol i don't believe you. I smell an Unreliable Narrator...
This smells like Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Seriuously, it smells green with a bit of dolphine.