Jan
9th
2015
Still working on the next chapter! · 1:45am Jan 9th, 2015
Sorry for the delay. Been busy the last couple days.
But here's a sample for you, my sexy, sexy readers!
If a living shadow could release its bowels, then King Sombra would have s*** himself so hard that it would have launched him into the sky at escape velocity, and ended up being the first unicorn self-exiled to the moon through the power of explosive defecation. Instead, his whisper of "Celestia's rose-scented, honey-flavored dung" from his otherwise stoic lips was sufficient to convey his shock and horror.
Ooo, looks like the S plot is moving along nicely. I can't quite imagine him having that reaction to anything native to Equestria.
Sweet! We get to see shit hit the fan with Sombra wanting to shit himself already...weird but I can't wait
Poop ro dah!
Lol
This next chapter is gonna be something else.
2710187 We need to add fire breath with that! Yol Toor Fart!
2710212 Eat some Taco Hell, then? I heard the UN was investigating them for possessing weapons of ass destruction.
2710242 Agreed. Last time my friend had that, they had to quarantine everything for miles. I can honestly say, this was his face while coming out of the bathroom
Ooh, nice to see some updates. Keep up the great work, Bucking Nonsense!
Did i distribute a bit of that stuff? I could have sworn i made a comment about that kind of stuff might be someone else though.
2710246 Sounds like the time my DM had it ... no way in hell anyone in our D&D group made THAT fortitude save.
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Oh merciful heavens, lets not even start that: There's two taco bells in the town I live in. One of them, the older one, needs to be shut down by the health inspectors. There's a newer one, and it is much better in just about every conceivable way. Thing is... it's several miles away. So... either I go to the old one and get sick, or drive a long ways down the road to get good food. You know what? F*** it, I'm going to McDonalds.
2710253 At least mine let us have a vacation. But there are worse than even that. I'm thinking of peppers my friend. The complete, obliteration nuke of death
2710265 Ugh ... no fun at all ... I think a town can have a maximum of one decent Taco Bell. It's like a law or something.
2710282 Oh sweet stars, my DM on straight habaneros ... just thinking about it makes me wince.
2710265 Last time I weant to McDonalds I stood out there with a sign that said 'Stop selling Shit!' (It didn't say shit) for about 2 hours
2710334 I know how you feel my friend
2710345
i went to Mcdonalds once...
i got food poisoning...
granted, it is a bit better these days..but i havent been there in about a year..
2710383 Last time I weant there was brown stuff on the bag. Hence the sign
SHIT, RO DAH!
I think he has ass burgers.
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"Honey-flavored"?!
How the **** would he know? Sombra must have one hell of a fetish.
I'm still a fan of "Sweet Celestia's teats!" myself.
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Well, everybody's s*** is supposed to stink, and taste unbearably foul, except for the oh-so-sweet-and-pure-Celestia, whose excretions, legendarily, smell of roses and taste of honey. They don't really, but that's what the legend says.
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And no one thought to question the bit about the taste?
Seriously, dude, that's like... the first thing. Someone says the line and then everyone around him would be "whoa whoa whoa, what the frak did you just say? How the Hell would you know?"
Because, seriously, there's weird, man, and then there's weird.
And then there's "that guy has a sick fetish" weird. This is firmly in the third camp's position.
I'm just sayin', is all. Don't be surprised if other readers have a similar reaction.