A quick sample because I love you all! · 2:06am Feb 2nd, 2015
Just so you guys will know that I am, in fact, working on the next chapter:
So, at this point, things were looking more dark and grim than a Warhammer 40K novel.
I'd... I had seriously f***ed up. Big time. There was no getting around it. I'd had this image in my head for what Sombra would be like. I had assumed that he'd be like some sort of Saturday morning cartoon villain, who was egotistical in the extreme and wanted to be the center of attention. The kind who would come in with a big, dramatic speech, waving his metaphorical d*** around while boasting about how big it is. My plan had more or less been that, while he was doing that, I'd just walk right up to him, punch him about a dozen times in his non-metaphorical d***, and knock the wind out of his sails. From there, it would all be over except for the ultra-violence. Instead?
I had played right into his hooves. While I'd been dealing with the big, obvious attack right outside my front door, he had waltzed right in, entered the most secure room in the hive, and abducted someone right under my nose. Not only had he proven himself smarter than me, he had demonstrated that, regardless of how small or large his metaphorical or literal d*** might be, he had b***s of solid brass so large that they had their own gravitational field.
Now, all you have to do is keep sombra from taking the real skyflower and he goes back to hades.
or fight him if he's strong enough to stay now.
It would be nice to fight a villan like that...just, BLAM, right in the kisser.
Poor guy...
now... for him to taunt Sombra into using almost all his magic to charge a giant laser then using Cero Doble on him...
come one, you know he could do that if he wanted... and it would mean Sombra would be defeated by his own power..
Oh my Celestia I love it! It's hilarious!
IM SO EXITED! Bring in the metaphorical d*** jokes!
Yeah, Sombra was robably the most evil of all the villains, even moreso than Tirek, and he only gets about four minutes of screen time total. they severely undercut him.
Not long now before the first issue of Fiendship Is Magic is out.
Sombra Rex.
What IDW writers have decided the canon Sombra creation story is going to be.
So said balls should collapse on itself from having its own gravitational field.
Problem.
Solved.
2762966 Actually, he only needed Skyflower to pay Grogar in return for dark magical power. He ate the EoH beam and got healed, so he's just doing the sacrifice for the lolz now.
Darker than a 40k NOVEL?! I call hacks. Having read most of the Horus Heresy novels (why are there so many
?) i can only hope to imagine how that situation is. Also, very good snip it
2763163 ... that's, metaphorically, exactly what happens with excessive hubris.
Moreso because if Conrad knows his pop culture, he'll know about satanic pacts and deals, and how it relates to Sombra and Grogar. That should give him an early leg up; how he takes it from there is up to him and BuNon.
2763854 I want tosee blackhole balls.
I think I may need to actually start reading this... and the other stories of yours in my tracking shelf...