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Danger Beans


I was once an ordinary Lima Bean. One day I got bitten by a radioactive fanfiction writer and my life was changed forever.

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  • 403 weeks
    Matthew Says Hi

    Pictured: My House.

    So I'm currently being rained on by a Hurricane. I'm expecting the power to go out soon, but other than that, it's mostly an inconvenience. :ajbemused:

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    1 comments · 428 views
  • 409 weeks
    I Wrote a Thing + Generic Update

    Hey All.

    So Real Life has been kicking my ass pretty well of late, and I actually stopped writing completely.

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    2 comments · 410 views
  • 420 weeks
    Safe in Orlando

    I'm sure by this point you're all aware of the shooting which took place in Orlando during the early hours of this morning, what most of you probably don't know is that I actually live in Orlando. The tension here is palpable. This morning everyone was terrified, my sister and I were bombarded with phone calls from various friends and relatives, looking to make sure that we were okay. Even

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  • 426 weeks
    Under A Silver Moon Update

    Hello all!

    The next two chapters of Under A Silver Moon are done. Kind of.

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    1 comments · 460 views
  • 427 weeks
    Amoongus! I Choose You!

    So I don't know how many of my followers are pokemon fans, but every once in a while, when I need something mindless to do, I open up Pokemon Showdown and play a few rounds.

    I don't even know how to explain what happened today, so I'll show you.

    This poor bastard got his shit pushed in by an Amoongus.

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Feb
16th
2015

Happy Days! · 8:22pm Feb 16th, 2015

Okay First off, I would like to wish everyone a (belated) Happy Valentines Day!

And a Happy Batman sticker day!

Secondly, I would like to wish everyone a (not belated) Happy Presidents Day!

I have a bet going with Carabas.

I hope you're all having a good time. My Valentines Day, and my weekend for that matter, have been less than steller.

You know that feeling, when your dishwasher malfunctions and floods your kitchen, so you pay seventy-five dollars to have a serviceman come out and look at it, only to tell you that your dishwasher is broken beyond repair, and actually worth less than seventy five dollars?

I do.

I was not happy.

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Comments ( 3 )
PaulAsaran
Site Blogger

I am not Batman, but if I were I'd still not approve of this man's weekend.

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On the upside, I just got a new dishwasher today. It's shiny and black and looks not unlike it's about to become self-aware and murder me in my sleep.

PaulAsaran
Site Blogger

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Oooh, those are the best kinds! Nothing like a little life or eath struggle with murderous appliances to get the blood flowing in the morning.

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