Chapter 2 · 7:35pm Feb 19th, 2015
Hello faithful readers (my minions) I have released the second chapter to all.
Have fun reading, and of course thank you Inrix for editing.
Hello faithful readers (my minions) I have released the second chapter to all.
Have fun reading, and of course thank you Inrix for editing.
I am no minion. Unless I get cookies... then it could be a possibility.
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THEN I SHALL MAKE COOKIES HAPPEN!
2813822 yaaaaay!
[Chance of minionisation at 50%]
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Teh cookies is now in teh story. Now you ist my minion!
2826075 minion powers!
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Activate minions powers: NOW
Kill all humans
2827200* turns into a potato*
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hehe, amazing!
*eats potato, slowly, sexually*
2827610 *dissapears in a puff of smoke* hahahaha! You cant just eat me! *blinding flash reveals a laptop asking for voice recognition and fingerprint*
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Inputs Username: *************** and password: ********************, skiping the finger print recognition and then teleports to the potato, still lying on the ground, now coverd in shit.
"oh, a piece of candy" *picks up potato and eats*
2828760 potato bomb activated. T minus 5 minutes until detonation.
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"Oh shit" *vomits potato and runs the fuck out*
2828961 A.I transferring to main fraim.
transfer complete. This computer will self destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
*large explosion*