Feb
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2015
Requests Are Now Open · 7:50pm Feb 26th, 2015
Greetings, subject. Perhaps thou hast taken note of my reviews over the past week or so. While I have had few issues thus far, the process of selecting a story to review is highly variable, and oft I find myself hard pressed to choose. Therefore, I have decided to accept requests, both as a way of saving time and focusing on stories that people have interest in seeing reviewed. If 'tis thy desire to submit a request, kindly do so in a private message.
Do note that thou mayest submit thine own fics for a review. However, I shall not pull my kicks whatsoever on such requests. I also will accept longer stories, but reviews of such fics will take more time to complete.
I believe that to be all. Fare thee well.
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Princess of Edits · 304 views
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'Tis a matter that requires some contemplation, your majesty. Would I prefer to get your feedback on (and perhaps gain more attention for) one of my own stories? Or would I prefer to point your royal eyes towards a known piece of garbage, and bathe in the resulting schadenfreude?
Regardless, your combination of valuable advice and scathing wit would be most welcome in the Rage Reviews group. Consider yourself invited to join, and I'm sure I could pull some strings to have you added to the list of official reviewers with minimal fuss.
If you ever run out of stuff to do, all my stories are at your disposal.
I humbly offer my stories as a sacrifice to thee, O Great Princess.
May it be a source of plentiful rage for thee.
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I am more than willing to consider any requests, but thou first must actually makest a request. Choose a story thou thinkest could use some improvement, and I shall then decide on whether or not to accept it. I have not the time to browse through all of a user's stories.
2935147 I, hereby, offer My Friend Tenty for you to violate at at your leisure. If that one is too mature for you (if it was up to me, the story would be Everyone rated, but story approver had a different view), I also offer Princess of Friendship as a backup. They are my best stories.
My Princess, mayest thou be gracious enough to sweep thy critical eye over the contents of mine own pride and joy? 'Tis a noble tale about one most loving of ponies, and how such an elegant paramour of affection did ascend with great majesty to become thy royal niece. I pray it takest thy fancy; I shalt await a favourable and/or constructive final outcome, should thou decide to grace the comment section of my magnum opus.
Behold! My take on the glorious coming-of-age of thy niece, Her Crystalline Highness, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza: Essenza di Amore.
Post-script: If mine Olde Speech lackest proper coherence, pray descend upon my screen and unleash thy corrections of great vengeance with thy most powerful voice.
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Very well, I shall review thy fic, "My Friend Tenty". As of now I have two other reviews in the queue, so it may take me a week to do so. Wouldst thou prefer the review to be posted in thy story's comments section or in a blog post on my user page?
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I have no problems fulfilling thy request. As noted above, I already have a number of reviews to complete before I can see to thy fic, so do not expect it within the next few days. As the fic is fairly lengthy, I plan to post the review on my user page. Is this agreeable to thee?
2941862 Yey! I'm getting reviewed.
You can post it on the story, your blog or both. Whichever you prefer.
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I humbly accept thy terms.