Mar
16th
2015
Macintosh · 6:11pm Mar 16th, 2015
My dad named his bird Macintosh.
I know why our birds water is always orange... I spied on him, and he put his toy ball inside his water!!!!! WHAT?! My mom and dad saw it too and my mom was like: "What? Why, why would he do that?!" and all my dad could do was laugh.
I'm afraid to put Macintosh on my shoulder every since he bit my neck, it felt like a needle digging into my skin. I told my bro about it and he scared me by saying:
"He's just trying to find that certain nerve cluster, once he gets that, he can knock you and make his great escape." I'm never letting him up there again.
Macintosh is watching me right now, he keeps jumping onto my key board...
DERP~
