And man do I feel old.
Confused Matthew is Ending · 5:34am May 1st, 2015
Yes, at long last, the bane of internet reviewers everywhere will end his stupid show in late 2015. Now, in case you don't why I'm so glad he's going away, here's some legit reasons why:
1. He hates the Marvel Cinematic Universe. All of it.
2. He called anyone who enjoyed The Hobbit movies "a bunch of brain dead, drooling idiots" and that Legolas' inclusion and in fact most of the changes were just "for the fandom to drool at the mouth and chiz in their pants." Yes, really.
3. He hates The Lion King and The Incredibles.
4. He hated Minority Report and actually wrote a letter to Steven Spielberg himself demanding a refund. I'm not making that up. Oh yeah and compared Steven Spielberg to Hitler. Again, not making this up.
5. His reviews literally feature no jokes or humor, making them rather dull.
6. He intentionally attacks movies people like and bashes and bullies their fans with no remorse.
If you have any thoughts on this tell me in the comments because I'm grateful that this bitter, nasty and all around unlikebale person will be leaving the internet soon. Also I've been thinking of going into video reviews myself but I'm nervous too. Any thoughts?
I have no idea who this is but it sounds like he needs some help.
As for your own video reviews, what format choice are you thinking of?
3035503 Been thinking something unique. Like a Jeremy Jahns or Atop the Fourth Wall style thing. My rating system would be the same as my text reviews: 0 to 5. And obviously I'd have reviewing guidelines (i.e. stuff I won't review),
3038477 I see. So you'd be including footage of yourself in the videos, then?
3038590 I think so. Don't kmow if I'd use my ipad camera or a proper camera cause I don't have the money for a proper internet program.
3040283 Hmm. Well, I'd say use a proper camera if you can. Computer cameras tend to look fairly unprofessional.
3041013 Okay. Thank you for the advice. Very helpful.
3044736 No prob.
3044921 I'l be sure to give you a shout-out to you in my first video review.
3044965 Aw, danke!