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DarkDarsi


G'Day horsefans, and welcome to my area of limited explanation.

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  • 381 weeks
    It only took us a Decade.

    But we did it. We tipped the Ice Burg.

    (edit, doesn't look to be working so here

    And the Plaque (Here)

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  • 397 weeks
    Join me for a bit of late night late Cloptober writing.

    Streamy

    Writing various short clop stories based off of certain Derpiburoo images. Wicked cool sweet music in the background too.

    So yeah. Join me. No memes. No memes allowed. I'm above that, and you should be too. So let's write horseporn.

    Click here

    Edit, Nevermind, OBS is being a little bitch.

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  • 407 weeks
    No Man Shy

    Watch King_Crikey with me on Twitch! http://www.twitch.tv/king_crikey?sr=a
    Oh, and keep it hush hush, but I might just so happen to be King Crikey...

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  • 426 weeks
    Come write with, come write with me, come write come write write awaaaay!

    Oh come all yee, people, bored and lacking purpose, oh come oh cooooome, to write horsewords with me! COME AND BE HELPFUL, IN MY QUEST TO FINISHISH, at least one bloody fanfic, AT LEAST ONE BLOODY FANFIC, JUST ONE BLOODY FIIIIIIIIIC!


    (It's 'Oh come all yee Faithful', the Christmas song)

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  • 429 weeks
    AMERICAAAAAoooo wiat, no. Victoria. Australia.

    We're four days into the week, and just today we've had 7 of 15 shootings.
    WHY THE ACTUALLY UNHOLY BULLSHIT FUCK ARE WE BECOMING FUCKING AMERICUNTS! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!.

    Oh, and there's been 12 stabbings over the last 12 hours.

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Jul
10th
2015

And so Dark did write horsewords once more. · 7:31am Jul 10th, 2015

“Oh please, don't pretend this is an important day to you” Diamond Tiara jeered at Scootaloo, who had just been defending Sweetie Belle from the bully's torment over the Father's Day Present she was making for, obviously, her father. “We all know YOU live in an orphanage, and only orphans would live there, which means yo...”
“WOULD YOU QUIT IT WITH THAT EXCUSE!” Scoots yell cutting her off “MY MOTHER AND FATHER ARE VERY MUCH STILL ALIVE AND WELL, I LIVE WITH MY UNCLE WHO RUNS THE PLACE BECAUSE THEY'RE TRAVELLING ALL THE TIME AS PARTS OF THEIR JOBS!”
Despite, or maybe because of, the outburst, Diamond continues to tease them,
“Oh sure, and Applebloom's Parents aren't dead, they're just off help her 'Uncle' out in...”
This time Applebloom cuts her off,
“Actually, yeah, my Ma and Pa ARE off helping mah Uncle. You know 'bout my cousin from Appleloosa and how far away that is? Same thing, just twice as far and on the other side of the Equestrian border.”
“Hmph, as if”
“Your 'Father' is the Stallion who spent money to found the place ma parents work, go ask him if y’all don't believe me”
It was at this time that Dinky Doo and Ruby Pinch trotted round the corner.

“Oh look at that, all the fatherless are gathering. Come on Silver, lets get out of here before the bad luck does anything to OUR FATHERS” Diamond starts trotting off, but Silver lingers behind, a grim look on her face as she looks towards the ground,
“Silver?Come on!” Diamond calls impatiently,
“Go away...” Silver mutters in replie
“What? Speak up!”
Silver turns and faces Diamond, face scrunched up in rage, “I SAID GO AWAY! I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU WE WERN'T DOING THIS TODAY! But noooooo, you just had to come over and flaunt your big headed, indescribably bigoted 'superiority' and stay at home money maker of a dad! I've had enough, I've only ever hung out with you because he wanted me to, I was afriad of him, but now I don't care. So you can take you dull one-sided personality and your near limitless purple piggybank” She pokes Diamond on the chest before screeching in her face “AND GO THE BUCK TO TARTARUS!”

Diamond is taken aback for a moment, but then hmphs and turns her noes up, exactly as Silver expected, so just as she went to talk Silver interrupted,
“Don't care Tiara, just go away”
So she did.

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