If Stephen King Wrote Ponies, They'd Be the Maine Six · 6:25pm Aug 1st, 2015
Greetings fellow tiny horse recidivists! King of Beggars here with the DoubleStuf'd news!
Like all things in life, things in life are best when there's two of them. After a long wait, which might be a hibernation were it not for the lack of sleep, I arise from the seas, shiny and new, with two TwiGuard chapters hot and ready like those cheap pizzas from Little Caesars. And like those cheap pizzas, Hot 'N' Ready actually means "Only one is finished, you'll have to wait for your second pizza to come out of the oven, sit down and/or play that weird sports pinball game." The first of the chapters is punched up and released, ready for your perusal and ire. The next chapter will be ready the day after, so if you're reading this on the day of posting, come on back tomorrow for a chapter with twice the length of today's chapter!
This week: Twilight must rescue Princess Celestia, who has been kidnapped by the owner of a crooked Las Pegasus Casino. She's going to need five girls, and Spike just happens to know a guy who knows some girls.
Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoy the chapter, and that you'll all join me next time (tomorrow!) for my next pony thing!
Please be excited!
When I try to stay overnight at Little Caesars to await the first pizza of the following day they always kick me out.
You can't force me to be excited...
3287268 You gotta bribe them with a domino's or something from the hut. That way, when they stop to look at you like your mad, Your already inside. Mindgames!
Goddangit!!!! Anyway....that's actually pretty funny.....
A quality blog post. I am pretty hype for that next chap.