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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 5 weeks
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

    13 comments · 157 views
  • 11 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 172 views
  • 17 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 212 views
  • 29 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 32 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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Aug
21st
2015

Would you share chocolate cake with Princess Celestia? · 7:40pm Aug 21st, 2015

Would you share chocolate cake with Princess Celestia?

Or would you eat the whole chocolate cake and not share any of it?

Report Bendy · 461 views · #chocolate cake
Comments ( 16 )

Share of course! Not like I could finish a whole cake by myself.

Can I eat chocolate cake off her plot and flanks? Then she eats cake off my abs?

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That needs to be human x Celestia clopfic.


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Celestia will be pleased.

Theres three choice for me.

1- i give her 3/4 of the cake because i can't take much sweets without starting to get sick

2- i keep the cake for myself because its rare that i have anything with sugar
or
3- I approach her with the cake's plate in my hand like i'm going to give her a part of it but instead smash it on her face and say its made of shit just just to see her reaction before she realise its a real chocolate cake.:ajsmug:

Nah, i would give it to Luna instead...

3337036 Cause maybe if I share the cake with her, she might share a cake with me in the future :D Even if she doesn't it doesn't matter :3

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Heresy.


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I'd say go for 1.


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No! No give her more cake! The fatter the better!


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You might get even more than a cake.

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Those are some awesome pictures.

I might write again at some point.

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I might write again at some point.

We can see more buttsex clopfics with Tia!!!:yay:
Do not forget to praise the Sun, Bro, and feed her with some cake.
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Always when I hear those 3 words (Celestia, butt and cake), I always imagine something perwerted like glorious buttsex with Tia on bed make of cake while human and Tia lick sweet cream from each other.

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If I can't write, you totally should request a writer you like to write that.

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This is more sharing the idea than request. Also, i like your clopfics.

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