Bartender · 11:16am Oct 24th, 2015
(My buddy scoots was doing it so I thought "why not?")
Bartender I really did it this time
broke my parole to have a good time
when I got home it was six a.m
the door was locked so I kicked it in
she was trippin on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
she threw my things out into the yard
then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard.
And in my drunken stooper I did what I shoulda never done
now I'm sittin in here, talking to you drunk and on the run!
I'm sittin at a bar on the inside, waitin for my ride on the outside
she stole my heart in the trailer park so I jacked the keys to her fathers car!
and crashed that chevrolet and stepped away.
(short musical break)
Ya know mo I'll probably get ten years
so just give me beers til they get here
yeah I know the sun is comin up
and you're probably gettin ready for closin up
but I'm tryin to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on a dirt road
and every thing that I love is gone
and I'm tired a hangin on!
She got me sittin at a bar on the inside
waitin for my ride on the outside
she stole my heart in the trailer park
so I jacked the keys to her fathers car
and crashed that chevrolet and stepped away!
guess it was meant to be
romance is misery so much for memories
and now I'm headed to the penitentiary
see me on tv, the next cop series I am a danger
I guess I shoulda did somethin about my anger
but I never learn real things that don't concern
I pour carnosine on every thing I love and watch burn
I know it's my fault but I wasn't happy it was over
she threw a fit so I crashed her daddies rover!
And now I'm going back again
back to the pen to see my friends
and when we all pile out that county van
they're gonna ask me where I been
I've been at a bar on the inside
waitin for my ride on the outside
she stole my heart in the trailer park
so I jacked the keys to her fathers car!
and crashed that chevrolet and stepped away!
Naa naa naa na na na
naa naa naa na na na
na!
Na na na na na na na!
(Na!)
Na na na na na na na!
I'm sitting at a bar on the inside!
and I'm waitin on my ride on the outside!
You know I crashed your daddy's car!
and then I stepped away!
Yeah yeah I stepped away!
(you know I rolled that chevrolet but I walked away)
THEN I STEPPED AWAAAYY! OOH!
(song fades)
I know this song! Is most popular Rehab song, but I think they've got way better songs than this one.
I also think it's cute that you censored the song.
3493185 actually they DO have a censored version.
3493651
Is still cute.