Rant, Rant, Fucking Rant! Humanity Can Go Fuck Itself!! · 5:34pm Jan 12th, 2016
OK. That's it. I've had enough with the fucking world and the cancerous glob that calls itself "thinking animals" that plague it!
For anyone who's ignorant of the fact; Markiplier has had his YouTube channel hacked by a group of cunts who call themselves OurMine Team. Do NOT, under any circumstances, Google them, or watch the videos they've posted on Mark's channel.
If you don't know who Markiplier is, what fucking rock have you been living under, you hermit!?
Mark Edward Fischbach is a German/Korean/American YouTuber who has been posting videos for the past three or four years, doing charity livestreams and just generally being a genuinely nice guy who wants nothing more than to do his part to make the world a better place to live.
And these twats have hacked him, and are now blackmailing him by saying "If you want your account back, follow us on dm". Whatever the fuck dm is, and I don't give a shit, I'm not Googling it because these cunts are scum!
There are SO many other disgusting YouTubers that they could've hacked and actually done some fucking good by doing so! Like AtheneWins, DramaAlert, LionMaker, Sam Pepper, scumbags like them but NO! You go for the guy who's done no wrong to anyone, never been a jerk, never been aggressive, and why? Because you reached 100K followers.
What a fucking pathetic excuse for human filth these twat-ends are!
The reason for doing this is for click bait, and the sad thing is , it's working! I hope Mark pursues legal action against these scumbags, and he's compensated handsomely. I mean, it's not even like they can deny it, they've tweeted about it like it's a fucking XBOX achievement, and they've posted videos. A few screenshots of that, and a ClipConverter download of the videos, and Mark's got an instantaneous court win on his hands!
This is how I would compensate him, if I were the judge presiding over this case; I would award him, his network, and YouTube, the hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of compensation money needed to fix the damage these fuckers have done (account hacking causes millions of dollars worth of damage for companies and organisations all over the world every year), have the computers and other electrical gadgets and gizmos these twats own confiscated and sold for scrap, sentence them all to two years community service, and a year in prison if they break the court order, and blacklist them from ever getting internet connection with any internet provider in future.
These fuckers are disgusting, and I have now OFFICIALLY lost all fucking hope in the cancerous tumour of humanity.
BURN IN HELL, OURMINE FUCKTARDS!!
I hope it does all work out, and that these people get what's coming to them.
3681636 You and me both, Ash. It sucks that it would happen not long after the New Year, and after he reaches 11 million subs (which is well bloody deserved by him, says I), and it's pathetic that this is how they celebrate getting 100K followers (which is not something to be proud of, if this is how you get 100K followers)
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It's kind of sad that this is the way things are; when there are so many people and things out there deserving of being hacked, they decide to pick on the nice, inoffensive guy solely for kicks.
3681655 Yep. Supposedly, they hack peoples' accounts purely to lecture them on how to make things more secure. He's a big time YouTuber! His network and YouTube would have personally helped him set up firewalls and security measures to help against this sort of thing. I hope this never happens to me, on any website I use, but if it does, you can be sure I'll be taking legal action as soon as it happens
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Thing is, no amount of security is gonna help when someone's determined to hack you, especially if all that stands between them and your account is a password. Yeah, you can make it a million different characters and symbols, but it's still crackable. I'm kinda glad that I don't have anything worth hacking (worst case scenario: someone hacks this and deletes all my stories. Big whoop.)
3681678 I've actually done that "howsecureismypassword.net" thing, and my password for this site would take the world's greatest desktop computer 12 trillion years to crack
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Is it, "AsHiIsHaWt2184-"?
3681689 No. That's my YouTube password
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My password would take six days to hack.
3681694 Oh dear
That's not good
3681701
Eh, don't care.
Not like I have anything personal on here.
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Lately, YouTube's been going to shit. YouTuber's being exposed as "paedophiles" (not truely, since the minors involved are around the ages of 14-16, not under the age of 11 (which is the definition of a "paedophile")), YouTubers with incredible amounts of subscribers getting hacked for shits and giggles.... what happened, YouTubers? You used to be cool
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What do you mean, lately? YouTube's been shit ever since it started. It's nothing more than a breeding ground for the worst of humanity. "OMG! THIS IS SO GOING ON FAILARMY!"
3681722 Haha
Sorry. I misspoke. Lately, it's accelerated!
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Better.