Bioshock Log 003 - Fwee-Fwee · 6:45am Feb 12th, 2016
>alrighty
>i must scavenge this
>uh
>medical district
>for a source of fire
>and by that i mean drugs
>fire drugs
>drugs that let me expel fire
>basically wizard powers
>wait
>how did i not realize
>all those n00bs i killed with the Atlas Brand One-Two Punch™ had ammo
>holy fucking shit i have ammo
>ammo
>and a wrench
>and now a machine gun
>oh man
>it's heaven
>anyways
>hm
>WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VALUES
>now we venture to the crematorium
>pretty spooky
>spoooky
>spooky kabuki
>oh hey
>a vending machine
>FOR DRUGS
>HELL YEAH
>get it?
>hell?
>hot?
>fire?
>whatever
>lemme just
>grab that
>and
>um
>inject this...
>here....
>GTDRSRFUBOKPKPOOITXRXTYURINKPQ
>I FEEL SO ALIIIVE
>oh shit
>n00bs
>good thing i can now ignite the liquid black licorice they're standing in
>some men just want to watch the world burn
>I
>AM
>NO
>MAN
Nobody should give me this kind of power.
~Natz
Nobody should have this kind of power. Sadly, science will noy rest until someone does. Until then, let us consider the possible contingencies...
Liquid black licorice!
Please keep doing these, they're amazing.
3749518 OPTION A: Give Natalie all the power
OPTION B: Option A
3749786 I'm far from over, m87
~Natz
3751067 OPTION C: Do not let Natalie know this power exists when it is discovered.
3751132 More like
OPTION CIELLE
In which I get the power anyways.
~Natz
3751151 Fine then. OPTION D: as in Don't give Natalie the power and Destroy the power should she ever learn if it's existence.
3751213 Or, y'know, Option Do give Natalie the power.
~Natz
3752760 ... Now preparing contingencies for the day you finally turn on us. Cuz, y'know there's an 80% chance of that happening.
3752845
Us as in Humanity, or Us as in our little Conquerers Club?
~Natz
3752854 The club. Humanity already turned on itself, it's the Consortium I'm worried about.