Pounded in the Butt by my Sudden Appreciation of the Work of Chuck Tingle · 5:32am Jul 13th, 2016
I actually read a Chuck Tingle book, today. When I say that he is the best self-published mainstream erotic writer I have ever encountered, you will understand that I am drawing from a rather shallow pool. Nonetheless -- his stories are actually really funny, and, well... hotter than you'd expect a story about sucking a GBP's cock to be. More importantly -- they are unique. Nobody talks about "Dominated by the Were-Stallion" or whatever. But they talk about these books.
I confess -- I have experimented with the dark art of self published Amazon erotica. I have compromised, and found neither material success nor personal satisfaction. Not that I was expecting much of the former, given that I've put up two short stories, without promotion, in a time frame where a proper Amazon erotica author would have put up dozens.
I now see the error of my ways. There is no room for another Chuck Tingle in the world. But there is room for me to be me. I will self publish again*. When I do, it will not be some perfunctory pseudo-incest bullshit. It will be 20K words of magnificently melodramatic bisexual pseudo-incest bullshit about whatever species of animal I can think of that will bypass Amazon's bullshit bestiality** restrictions. And I will not only tell you lot about it, I will tell you when it is free, so that you can read it without paying.
Because I am just that awesome.
Not too many of them, though. I still need lots of time to write pony stories.
* Honestly self publishing e-books is so easy I worry I'll start doing it in my sleep.
** Amazon's standard for bestiality seems to be "sex with something that resembles a modern terrestrial animal", and mine is "sex with a non-sentient who can't give informed consent". If I ever make it to Narnia, it's party time.
Chuck Tingle is absolutely amazing. There can be only one
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I am learning so much about erotica writing from reading him!