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13 weeks
Prepare Thyselves.

So if you notice, some tags have changed on The Whittler. This is because, the biggest hang-up I've had over this story, was to either stick with my original ideas, or try and change it to what I wanted it to be, which was more Slice of Life.
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25 weeks
WE DID IT

AND BY WE, I MEAN YOU. YES, YOU ALL DID IT. IT WAS A TOTAL SUCCESS BEFORE I COULD EVEN SET UP MY POLITICAL CAMPAIGN. I WAS EVEN ABOUT TO MAKE HATS!
AS OF 14ISH HUNDRED OCLOCK EASTERN WARTIME I HAVE WON MY SEAT AS A MOD FOR THIS FAIR AND WONDERFUL SITE.
ROB IS, IN FACT, A MOD FOR 2024. AND WE, WHICH IS ALSO YOU, SHALL MAKE FIMMY FIC GREAT(ER) AGAIN*.
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38 weeks
THE LIST.

Alright, it's about time. I've been planning this for over a year, and I keep updating it with plans to post it, then hold off cause one disaster or another happens and then I don't feel like it.
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40 weeks
Mare Fair

MARES!
That's right turds and turdettes, I'm on my way to Florida, a state I was last to when I was 2 years old. I got 2 peeps with me, and we are making the 18ish hour drive down there.
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52 weeks
My father died last Wednesday.

As I type this, it has been one week and about 2 hours. I got the call at 9:05 am that his heart had just stopped, and they called him deceased at 9:48 am. I'd gotten there around 9:40 and I asked why in the hell were they still working on him?
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Dec

26th

2016

ROB THE MARRIAGE COUNSELOR · 7:53am Dec 26th, 2016

So, at 0250 on December the 26th, I married two horses.

Christmas Applejack and Rainbow F. Dash, I hope you two live a long, happy, healthy life.

AND REMEMBER, TELL YOUR FRIENDS: If you want to get married, the first step is to get ROBbed!

I also handle divorces. $500 cash or a quickie behind the dumpster.

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Curtis LeMay

Curtis LeMay #1 · Dec 26th, 2016 · · ·

So...uh... how's The Whittler coming?

theRedBrony

theRedBrony #2 · Dec 26th, 2016 · 5 · ·

$500 cash or a quickie behind the dumpster.

Kinky.

totallynotabrony

totallynotabrony #3 · Dec 26th, 2016 · 5 · ·

Not sure if more or less legit than WoW marriages.

Distorted Flare

Distorted Flare #4 · Dec 26th, 2016 · · ·

Super autism.

jarrad96

jarrad96 #5 · Dec 26th, 2016 · · ·

4356163
I am intrigued. Tell me more.

mastermenthe

mastermenthe #6 · Dec 26th, 2016 · · ·

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Less.
graphical resolution of the game and legitimacy of the marriage are directly proportional to each other.
Real_Life™ has infinite graphical resolution.
you do the math