And Now, an Actual Conversation Between Me and My Friends. As Depicted by Snowdrop, Nyx, and Littlepip. · 11:07pm Feb 7th, 2017
Snowdrop, Nyx, and littlepip are eating out at a restaurant and are just finishing up when the bill comes.
Littlepip: Mm, that was some good food.
Snowdrop: Hey Littlepip, would you mind signing my bill for me? [My friend is actually blind IRL, by the way]
Littlepip: Sure thing.
Snowdrop: Just don't leave a tip.
Littlepip: What? Why? I thought you said the waiter was good.
Snowdrop: I know, I just don't leave tips. I don't think they should be expected.
Nyx: (whispering) Hey, Littlepip, let me see the bill.
Littlepip: Um, why?
Nyx: (whispering) Just let me see it for a second, come on.
Littlepip hands Snowdrop's bill to Nyx. With a snickering grin she writes the words "Sieg Heil" on the tip line of the bill. Littlepip looks up at Nyx with something between a scowl and a smirk.
Littlepip: You are such a dick you know that.
Nyx breaks out into a snorting fit, covering her mouth but attracting Snowdrop's attention anyway.
Snowdrop: What? What did she do?
Nyx: (whispering) Don't tell her, don't tell her.
Littlepip: Just forget about it Snowdrop
Snowdrop: She didn't leave a tip did she?
Nyx: No Snowdrop, you know anything relating to money is off limits for us.
Snowdrop: Well then what? Did she write something on the bill?
Littlepip: Possibly.
Nyx: (snickering) Shut the hell up.
Snowdrop: What did she write?
Littlepip: Nothing you need to worry about.
Snowdrop: Did she write Sieg Heil on my bill?
Littlepip: ...Yes.
Nyx: God damnit Pip, I told you not to tell her.
Littlepip: What? She guessed it. How can I not tell her when she flat out guessed it?
Snowdrop glares in the general direction of Nyx's voice. Nyx bursts out laughing at the look.
Littlepip: I'm sorry.
Snowdrop: No, no, it's fine.
Snowdrop drains the remainder of her soda, and puts it down with a rather large smirk.
Littlepip: Snowdrop, why are you smiling like that?
Snowdrop: (Shouting) Heil Hitler!
Littlepip and Nyx keel back in horror as the entire restaurant stares in their direction. Dozens of angry shocked looks glare right at them. Littlepip doesn't give a second to acknowledge them. She stands up and rushes them all out of the restaurant so fast she forgets to sign Snowdrop's bill.
I'm more concerned about the fact that your friends FIRST GUESS was Sieg Heil.
What is IRL?
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In Real Life
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This friend of mine is a massive WWII and Cold War history buff. This was not the first time he's made a joke in this vein. Nor was it the first time he's been a dick to a blind guy.
4413283 Ah. Well then, either way, this is kinda funny!