Boss... I have a good idea... · 7:02am Jun 3rd, 2017
"Snake, I can't believe you! I leave you alone for fifteen minutes, and when I peek in on you, Rainbow's a scientologist, Cherry Jubilee is doing unspeakable things with a vibrating DualShock control pad, and to top it all off, the library basement is flooded with apple crunk juice! What do you have to say for yourself?!"
"We've managed to avoid drowning?"
"...Just get over here and kiss me already."
-Pony Gear Solid-
Have you taken your meds tonight, Posh?
The fine print:
>apple crunk juice
Riiiiiight...
4556832 Only because twilight keeps her supply of Big Mac's Special Apple Jam away from prying eyes. It's her dirty little secret.
4556721 I invented a new cocktail last night: one part WISKEE to two parts apple crunk juice, and a splash of Cointreau.
I call it the Estrus Flask.
What in tarnation?!
Daily reminder to Posh that he tried to put a Harambe reference in his story.