Today In the "Totally, Completely, Inconsequential Warm Fuzzies" File... · 10:00pm Apr 20th, 2018
Salutations, Booksketeers.
Today we have a light, fluffy story about mares and girls in safe, wholesome, sensibility-preserving, platonic relationships.
Because, as we pony fans all know, shipping between ladies is an unforgivable crime worthy of Satan and Mud Briar, and we certainly wouldn't want to be in their company, would we?
Enjoy, and be well.
~B
This story is a ray of sunshine in a new stories column full of "holding in your pee" fics. Thank you for being Fimfic's light in the darkness.
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My pleasure.
This wasn't supposed to go up until Sunday/Monday, but I saw all those in the new stories list and had to do something.
(Seriously, what the hell. )
I appreciate that Satan and Mud Briar are roughly equal entities in your cosmology.
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Yeah... There's also a fourth story and a blog post by the same. After I saw the first story, I was a bit weirded out. Then I saw the second and said, "what the fuck" out loud. Then the third one made me go full on like this.
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Technically, they could be on different levels, as long as both of those levels are bad.
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I mean, it's theoretically possible, but even without seeing the episode, I get a pretty strong Satan vibe from Mud. Just sayin'.
4844087
??????????????
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Hey, it could be worse. It could be the start of a trendy new collab project, rather than just one guy with some odd tastes.
This is a premise I'm more than happy to see be elaborated upon.
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You're better off not knowing. Trust me.
4844295
Always a silver lining.
I put this image in my own head when I made those comments on the story with the "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" face so I thought I'd share it because I already made it.
i.imgur.com/dGWTyKg.png
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I love you.
4844388
you too, Bookish!
4844087 ... please tell me you were joking.
4845156
Nah.
Search back by "approved" stories with Mature on till you get to mine, then look at the ones just before it. >_<
4845160 I’m scared.
Hold me?
4845156
I'm never joking. Except when I am. Sadly, this is not one of those times.
4845204 There is no God.
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My mature stories are the only god now.
4845223 *upvotes a futafic for the first time ever just to help combat the onslaught of weirdness*
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The gods are pleased.