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sevenofeleven


It is my great conceit that I can write interesting stories for utter strangers and maybe sometime in the far far future get paid for it.

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  • 10 weeks
    I'm back

    Windows 10 had some problems with my network so I had to take it out back and give it the Ol Yeller treatment.
    Got a new puppy, Windows 11.
    Hopefully, it won't savage my ankles.

    Onto posting stuff.

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  • 51 weeks
    July 2023 Update

    Diablo IV Season 1:
    Corruption is spreading!

    The Season of Flatulence.
    Silent but deadly.
    Believe us it will be a gas!
    Gaslighting is encouraged.

    Buy a Taco Hell, Beastly Burrito to join.

    Ok, that's enough.

    After a millisecond of consideration, I've decided to post MLP fanfics that I kept on DeviantArt here.
    May Celestia have mercy on your, um, they're not that bad.

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  • 60 weeks
    Pony Pinball

    Yeah, MLP pinball is a thing.

    3 comments · 198 views
  • 93 weeks
    Ponyger

    We sat in the North Garden under the cooling shade of the gazebo. The air was warm, and full of the sleepy buzz of no so busy bees. I sat and looked at the half-empty pitcher of ice tea, and thought about what I was going to say next.

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  • 96 weeks
    Ghostwire Tokyo

    What is Ghostwire Tokyo?

    In a nutshell, its a buddy ghost busting game.

    You get to bust ghosts without having a nuclear reactor on your back.
    No worries about crossing streams either.

    It's a buddy game because it's like those movies where they pair two different folks,
    and they have to work together. One person knows more than the other person who has a totally different skillset.

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Aug
28th
2018

Maybe my next MLP story? · 6:52pm Aug 28th, 2018

This is an interesting story.
I hope not to visit an IKEA.

Not sure how to adapt this to MLP.
Maybe Spike and Applejack get stuck in one?

Definitely could do something with this for an original story.

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Comments ( 9 )

You know, I did this interesting writing prompt once. The premise was this:

"You've lost your home for whatever reason. Rather than take any of the obvious choices, you decide to take up residence secretly in the local IKEA. Explain your daily (or nightly) rituals."

This could be good. *gets popcorn*

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:rainbowderp:... Yeeessss, I totally knew that was a video all along...

*watches*

Mein Gott, that's hysterical!... And not a little terrifying.

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It's also inter-dimensional too!

How do we add ponies?

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Hm. Well, one possibility is that similar dimensions are clustered, like states or continents. For instance, far to the East are the Clingons, to the West are Humans, to the South are Ponies, ect. ect. You could just as easily use this to blend different races into this situation as well... I can't imagine all the races the IKEA picks up are benevolent...

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"Um, Applejack, that weird looking guy has a lobster on his head."
"Stop staring Spike or he'll see us for sure."

Spike and AppleJack shrunk back into the aisle while watching the Klingon shoveling items into his cart.

"By Kahless, today is a good day to die and to shop! Ahh, another small night table, I could use another one," The Klingon pushed another night table kit into his cart with the squeaky wheel.

Yeah, I could have a lot of fun with this one.

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I'd have to do a bunch of research on IKEA and other big box stores.

It could be another comedy.
Maybe I won't connect it to my other SCP stories.

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