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sevenofeleven


It is my great conceit that I can write interesting stories for utter strangers and maybe sometime in the far far future get paid for it.

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  • 10 weeks
    I'm back

    Windows 10 had some problems with my network so I had to take it out back and give it the Ol Yeller treatment.
    Got a new puppy, Windows 11.
    Hopefully, it won't savage my ankles.

    Onto posting stuff.

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  • 51 weeks
    July 2023 Update

    Diablo IV Season 1:
    Corruption is spreading!

    The Season of Flatulence.
    Silent but deadly.
    Believe us it will be a gas!
    Gaslighting is encouraged.

    Buy a Taco Hell, Beastly Burrito to join.

    Ok, that's enough.

    After a millisecond of consideration, I've decided to post MLP fanfics that I kept on DeviantArt here.
    May Celestia have mercy on your, um, they're not that bad.

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  • 60 weeks
    Pony Pinball

    Yeah, MLP pinball is a thing.

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  • 93 weeks
    Ponyger

    We sat in the North Garden under the cooling shade of the gazebo. The air was warm, and full of the sleepy buzz of no so busy bees. I sat and looked at the half-empty pitcher of ice tea, and thought about what I was going to say next.

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  • 96 weeks
    Ghostwire Tokyo

    What is Ghostwire Tokyo?

    In a nutshell, its a buddy ghost busting game.

    You get to bust ghosts without having a nuclear reactor on your back.
    No worries about crossing streams either.

    It's a buddy game because it's like those movies where they pair two different folks,
    and they have to work together. One person knows more than the other person who has a totally different skillset.

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Sep
18th
2018

The Crooked Man · 3:03am Sep 18th, 2018

Just saw a movie called, "The Crooked Man. (CM)"

So basically, CM is summoned by reciting the poem.
CM is kinda like Candyman or Bloody Mary movies.

Think Candyman was based on a Clive Barker book, not sure.

Anyway, some dopey girls recite the poem and things go south. Not going to spoil the movie.
It wasn't the best movie I've watched, they did manage to have a few cheap jumpscares.
But the movie had some interesting bits.
I do like how CM gets into his victim's heads, and makes them see things before he gets them.

Since I'm into the Foundation/SCP stuff, I figured that CM was some entity that lives in a hell dimension.
Probably like the Old Man SCP

The poem has a certain beat that opens the way to CM's dimension and CM is free to do as he wishes.
It might have possible to use CM as a fire and forget weapon against enemies, but that part got lost over the ages.

What if people were able to go to CM's dimension?
What if they came back different, crooked?
What if folks who go to CM's dimension end up looking beautiful and graceful.
But when they come back to our confining dimension, they end up looking crooked.
Like taking something that's too long for a small box so you have to crumple it up.

There are some cool ideas in this movie that could be fun to play with.
Also some of these ideas would work for MLP too.

There was a crooked stallion that trotted down a crooked mile.
He found a crooked bit on a crooked stile...

We know that the ponies have portal magic.
All we need is some sort of research on them.

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