AU Kaiju Profiles: ??????????? · 2:19am Oct 29th, 2018
Stats:
Species: ɐɥɐʞᴉ uo ʞɯɐᴉ
Height: ??????
Weight: 240,000+ tons
Length: 300+ meters
Faction: None
Morality: "It had no conscience. No reasoning. Just destroy."
Physical Prowess: Off the charts. Incalculable.
-Other
Uncanny awareness of surroundings. Cannot be taken by surprise nor lose focus. Mere presence causes localized extinction level damages.
Powers:
???????? - Surface temperature over 1.5x10^6 degrees Celsius. Has burning, concussive, and slicing properties. Can be fired from ____________ and _____ simultaneously.
???????? - Variant of ????????, used to ______________ at up to Mach _____.
???????? - Cellular activity and radiation ceased function after ______________, consuming mana.
???????? - Retractable ________. Energy charge makes it only several micrometres thick on the edge.
?????? Storm - AVOID AT ALL COSTS
Bio: Omikron, an ancient scholar some claim to have come from Lemuria often depicted holding a lance as a sort of archetypal warrior poet, left several sonnets which have been translated and localized across Asia, Africa, Australia, and Europe. These could prove some credence to at the very least his extremely archaic nature. His most famous work, recorded on a silver tablet taken into the custody of [REDACTED BY U.E. COMMAND] read-
"None are its equal, none can stand against its might
For it is a creature that knows no fear
And brings death and devastation to all within sight.
Four voices each loose a noble roar
But unite into one howl of flame
As the leviathan seeks to win its war.
Wounds do not harm it, its blood does not dry
Its hatred and anger do no-"
The subject he spoke of in his prophecy as well as the remainder of the poem are unknown. Tablet lost in evacuation of Tokyo on March 3rd 20[REDACTED BY U.E. COMMAND]
Ooooo, spooky. The upside down text is interesting. It reads "ahaki no kmai." Using google translate produces interesting results. Most of the time it's gibberish, but when translating "Akahi no kami" from Maori to English, you get "First of all." I don't know if that's what Tarb intended, but judging by how the Kaiju tend to exist around the Pacific islands, apart from a few special cases, it seems likely that it would translate fairly well into at least one language from the region.
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OOooh, very clever. Very clever indeed. That is one way of translating it. There's two main ones from two languages and they both make sense. Here's a hint, consider where one of those words come from and that the letters might be out of order with another.
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Or here's a thought: "kami no hakai." God of destruction.
It's an anagram of 'hakai no kami', japanese for 'god/spirit of destruction'.
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I think we're talking about "Hakai no Kami", the God of Destruction.
...Clearly we'll be seeing a guest cameo from Beerus, from Dragonball Super! It's obvious!
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Well, judging by the spelling of the third word, I'd assume it is kami, which to those of Shinto faith, means "spirit/deity." And if another word is jumbled, it's almost definitely "ahaki." So, by changing it to "Akiha no kami," I've got a hit on a Shinto temple on Mount Akiha. The temple is dedicated to the kami Kagu-tsuchi, who was the last child born to Izanami of the Japanese creation myth, and was cut into pieces and turned into volcanoes. The shrine and prayers within are dedicated to protection from fires. Considering the temperatures coming from this being, I'd say protection from fire won't do much. You'd need protection from plasma hotter than the surface of the sun. That's all I've gotten from this, as I don't know the huge lore relating to the Godzilla universe.
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See, this is why you don't have me do the thinking around these parts. Thanks to you all for providing a better idea of what's going on here than I could have!
Look I like how you did this. But god! I hate it when it’s a secret I just want to find out!!!
So its species is refered to as “God of Destruction”, i’m assuming........but what kind of-..... ......oh, god...........*realization* OH, MY GOD! There’s only ONE kaiju that was recently classified as a god of destruction, and he’s the star of an anime trilogy that ends next month. Would I be right in my assumption of who this kaiju I think it is is?
Please answer as soon as you can.
If I was to hazard a guess, I would say it's Godzilla Earth or King Ghidorah
And look at the Redacted parts, I don't think Earth has U.E in any of its government names...
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Zegan from Ultraman Geed and Spacegodzilla are also called gods of destruction, albeit in a different fashion(hakaioshin vs kami no hakai). Animedorah also isn't called that either though, he's "god of the void"
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Maybe so, but based on the blog posts, this is going to be GODZILLA centered. And Spacegodzilla was referred to as a God of War in his movie, if you’re referring to the dub. So I don’t really think the Ultraman Geed bit is going to be an option in this: especially since we haven’t had anything ultra-related appear, or mentioned just yet, though that could change any time. So i’m going to assume it’s Godzilla Earth, and stick to it til it arrives.
Hmm. That Lemurian scholar sounds oddly familiar...
im honor
not gonna lie, but this version you did of the music is epic
The size alone limits who this could be. Shin Godzilla is long enough, but too light. Godzilla Earth is, officially, also too light at 100,000 tons. As such, either one of these got a serious upsize, or it's someone new.
Personally, my money is on them fighting the Showa Godzilla's universe version of Bagon; the First of All Kaiju and the God of Destruction.
In two days, we'll see if I'm right.
I can’t wait to find out.
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Thanks for supplying the baseline! I slowed it down, put a touch of reverb on the echo, and deepened it to make it a bit more onimous and less energetic.
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i like it, also i send you a google docs link if you didn't seen it
Has anyone seen that storm part of his abilities? Because that's probably going to narrow it down to Legendary Ghidorah
Judging by the Theme Music this seemingly Invincible Kaiju is probably a similar species to Godzilla, the certain versions I could think of that would fit the description are Shin Godzilla, Godzilla Earth or Super Godzilla
I could only guess around four candidates of who this might be.
Godzilla Earth, Ghost Ghidorah, 1954 Godzilla(a version of him), or... And this one is the least likely, but... Legendary Ghidorah.
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I don't mean the dub, his subtitle in the Toho Special Effects All Monster Encyclopedia is "God of Destruction". You see it in the trading card game as well
torecolo.jp/img/goods/5/BSC26C006-049.jpg
The kanji next to the katakana of his name. He's one of the few kaiju to have god as a subtitle, actually.
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Interesting. Not that i’m doubting he WILL be in the next chapter. Just that he’s not the so-called “God of Destruction” this bio is building up with hints, and clues. One that seem to point in a certain anime’s direction, if you know what I mean.
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Yeah I highly doubt Spacegodzilla as he's not had the God of Destruction appellation in this fic. Just saying that he has it too.
Four voices, noble by themselves, but united...
Is this another fusion, like Bagan is in your story?
... And now I just thought of an alternate timeline Bagan that was formed by FOUR creatures.
Like the three Aspects combining with a being of Gojira's species.
Or four fire 'deities' combined into something so powerful it's a fiery cataclysm just by existing, an equivalent of Bagan.
Okay, let's see:
-Tall enough to be Godzilla Earth, but far too heavy.
-Title is "hakai no kami" aka god of destruction.
-Much taller than Bagan, but slightly lighter.
-Incredibly high surface temperature.
-Some sort of high speed travel or attack listed with its powers.
-Consumes mana.
-Some kind of retractable weapon, possibly spikes or blades given it's a daikaiju.
-Attack with the word "Storm" in the name.
-Lance Omikron Easter egg implies he may know something.
Conclusion:
I have no f
cking idea who this is.
Edit:
Also, in response to that music on the Halloween link.
"It's raining
You're bleeding
Carnage is STARVING!
It sounds like Bagan, but whatever it is, it’s bigger than Earth Godzilla.
Also:
Isn’t that the line that Bill Randa from Kong: Skull Island says?
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I understand. but Godzilla Earth is the one who was RECENTLY given that title in his debut film. And given how enormous, and powerful he is, i’d say he’s quite deserving of being a Hakai no Kami (since I don’t wanna imagine a Godzilla as a Hakai-shin from DBZ/S XD).
Hmmm. Y’know, after reading a few more comments on this, i’m getting the feeling that maybe it ISN’T Godzilla Earth after all. I mean, it still could be, but his instincts aren’t merely to “destroy”. There’s more to this than I thought. Any chance for a hint or clue? I promise not to say it out loud if I figure it out afterwards.
I have 9 theories.
#1: The leviathan from Book of Job
#2: Orochi?
#3: Godzilla Earth (Gojira Earth)
#4: Anime/Ghost Ghidorah (from the 3rd part of the Godzilla Earth/Gojira Earth trilogy)
#5: Super Godzilla (Super Gojira)
#6: 'MAYBE' Shin Godzilla (Shin Gojira)
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#7: 'MAYBE' an alternate version of Xenilla (Space Godzilla/Space Gojira)
#8: The Chimera (from the Godzilla NES creepy pasta)
#9 RED (from the Godzilla NES creepy pasta)
(P.S. Love the Chorus of Carnage theme, "It's raining,You're bleeding,Carnage is STARVING!"
Well, here's a theory (although a crazy one at that). This Halloween "special" is going to be more than a special. RED got sent to another place (not going to specify where because I'm lazy) and considering how long it's been since RED got banished from Zenith...it's making its return...and it's ready for a rematch with not just Bagan but the universe and others beyond just like it tried to do originally...God help them all...before God himself and all other deities are dragged into RED'S firey mouth of hell.
P.S: I'm extremely sorry if I (somehow) got this right and spoiled possibly the new villain for The Bridge.
P.P.S: Know that my "Game Theory episode" is VERY unlikely to be correct because I can already think of some counter claims as well as evidence for everyone to literally beat me to a pulp with (including Tarb) so just keep that in mind.
P.P.P.S: But hey! That's just a theory! A Bridge theory, and cut! (I'm sorry #everyone including MatPat)
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Bagan had reasoning for what it's doing, and although it's very Thanos-like reasoning, it's still reasoning none the less. However when RED was first introduced, it's thoughts were instantly to get its power back and then just kill absolutely everything-actually neigh, TORTURE and KILL everything. Conclusion: Yeah...RED fits that pretty well.
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I think the Shin Godzilla theory is plausible. While it was less than half the weight this God of destruction is, Shin Godzilla is as long as this kaiju. It could be that we get to see its 5th or even final form, as Shin Godzilla never actually reaches the height of its power. Plus, Shin Godzilla is the only kaiju I know of to be able to fire something out of two places simultaneously, since Ghidorah is out of the mix anyway. Though I don't think Shin Godzilla is as old as this being is believed to be.
Given how all of the other uploaded kaiju profiles are of a member of the Godzilla crew, this mystery fellow must be connected to them.