Royal Lyricist

Firstly, context:

I bring this to your attention not only because it jives with my whole schtick, but also because it got me coming up with additional verses.

It all started with a comment from Wubcake: "I'm princess baconhair. :D" I noted that that actually fit the rhythm and expanded from there. (Wubcake even liked the comment, which I think will represent the apex of my horsefame when all's said and done. ) In any case, here, have a thing:

I'm Princess Baconhair
And there's no need to stare
I'm perfectly aware
My mane looks good enough to eat

I brought in human tech
So you can all get rekt
Should I ever elect
To dish out your utter defeat.

But I'm not proud
I'm right with you here on the ground
Making sure every single town's
network connection's up to snuff

'Cause I know once you watch cat videos,
You will never, ever get eno-o-ough...

I'm Princess Sweetie Belle
And Apple Bloom as well
And Scootaloo unfelled
We're the Crusader Princess Team!

We're helping destiny
The marks of you and me
So that everypony
Can go and realize their dream

We're public servants
Because everyone deserves it
And we'll never get discouraged
It's the task for which we're meant

And tree sap production has gone up
By seven hundred eighty-three perce-e-ent...

I'm Princess Ditzy Doo
And don't you misconstrue
I'm loyal, brave, and true
Even if my flight pattern's odd

I'm flying through the planes
'Cause out here it's insane
And I'm guarding your brains
From alien dragons and gods

No need for thanks
For keeping them off of our flanks
Because every single phalanx
Could not stop them if they got here

While I'm around the local villains
Are the only ones you need to fe-e-ear...

Comments

[River Road]

We can't forget to pay tribute to the original Alternate Ascended.

I'm Princess Macintosh
...
Ee-yup

...

[*cough*]

...

[Are you... are you going to sing any more than that?]
Ee-nope.
[O...kay then.]

...

[Moving on! Slap some wings on somepony more eloquent, stat!]

I'm Princess Maud Pie
And I like rocks

...

[Fine! I'm out! Leaving early! And next time I want that list on my desk before we start recording!]

[*door slams*]

[Dracon_Pyrothayan]

I'm Princess Chrysalis
I don't have time for this
I've got ponies to enslave
From inside my gooey cave

I used to be a queen
Then my children all turned green
by sharing their emotions
I've been forced to this demotion

But look where I am now
Above this terrorized crowd
Their heroes got publicly wrecked
This day has been just perfect

[PresentPerfect]

Shit, that was cute as hell. :D I think I skipped it on EQD because I tend to when something looks to be more fanimation than song, but I'll always take a direct recommendation.

"Princess Mom and Princess Dad" killed me XD

[Eroraf86]

Round Trip et al. win all the horse fame. You and Princess Planeswalker tie for second.

[Lurks-no-More]

That was a heckin awesome song slash animation. And I like your extra verses, too, FOME!

[Jubilee Bloom]

And tree sap production has gone up
By seven hundred eighty-three perce-e-ent...

THIS made me LOL.

[Level Dasher]

For the music lovers!

I'm Princess Vinyl Scratch
And if you wanna catch
my latest album batch
You better get in line right now

I'm playin' all the wubs
Out in Canterlot's clubs
So get your ticket stubs
Before I take my final bow

My next show is Saturday
And I'm playing for a birthday
And the venue's not far away
So come on down and stomp your hooves

And I'm really proud to say that what I play
Princess Celestia appro-o-o-oves!

[Dracon_Pyrothayan]

I just realized this has the same poetic meter as the Smile song. Try it!

[Kris Overstreet]

4999690 Well, someone else did Chrysalis, so please pardon me if I give Maud her proper innings.

hello my name is maud
this princess thing is odd
got it for my bod
-y of geologic lore

if a princess i have to be
then i'll take it seriously
discovering new quarries
and caverns to explore

castles of stone
protecting each and every home
using all the skills i've honed
to keep equestria free

and i'll do it all for the sake
of my beloved family
(especially)
(pinkie)

[River Road]

5000377
No Princess Cherry Berry? You'd think our steely-eyed missile mare would've earned some real wings by now.

[FanOfMostEverything]

5000377 5000424
I'm Princess Rocketmare
And this I do declare:
Get me out of this chair
I never asked to have this job!

They say I earned these feathers
In the Martian desert
But Mark farmed it better
So where's his cranial knob?

But if you must
I guess I may have earned some trust
Guiding them all through that red dust
It's true, we somehow found a way.

But don't think I'll quit the space program
Or you are sure to have a real Bad Da-a-ay.

[Kris Overstreet]

5000424 As you wish.

I'm Cherry Berry, yes!
And if you couldn't guess
I've become a princess
And do princessly things

But don't expect new laws
Or royal stuff because
The alicorn deal comes
With a mighty pair of wings

You can look up in the air
And you'll find me flying there
Because quite frankly, I don't care
If my hairstyle's not so neat

And all the foreign dignitaries
Better bring me all the cherries
I can eat...
(and that's a lot)

[Kris Overstreet]

5000465 I may have to do some Elton Johning on this theme later, once I'm done with prep work for tomorrow's trip into Houston.

[Wise Cracker]

...dangit, now my brain's gonna be stuck trying to find one for my colt OCs. I hope you're happy

Now, let's think...

My name is Prince Doldrum,
when all is said and done,
I think it's really fun
to have a horn to match my wings.
Though I may be quite small,
my strength bewilders all
and if Equestria should fall
then I'll start smashing all the things.
[something something]
I don't like getting mad,
but if I really had to
I'd be furious and brave and
I would surely save
my friends and give a raise
to Mom and Dad.

*sigh* it's a start. To be continued. Or improved upon at a later date.