4 Day Emergency $50 Loan? · 9:38am Jul 1st, 2019
I thought I had enough money in my account to buy underwear and groceries at Target. I did not. Now, ten dollars, that's not too much. I'm sure I could find someone to sell a couple grams of God's green herb to to make that up. But then I forgot that Planet Fitness (the place I shower at since I live in my music studio) charges a $40 "Maintenance Fee" or whatever every July, rather than, you know, making their monthly rate like 3.5 bucks higher. So now I'm $49 in the red, and if I can't solve that in the next 20 hours, I'm getting hit with a $35 overdraft fee because Bank of America likes curb stomping poor people.
My paycheck is directly deposited into my account Friday early morning. Is there anyone I can borrow $50 from until then? I'll pay you back before then if I manage to sell some [REDACTED].
I hate having to ask that, but I'd really like to avoid a fucking $35 overdraft fee. Again, I want to reiterate that I am asking for a 4-day loan, not a donation.
My PayPal email is bchandleremail@gmail.com
My Venmo name is @Bryan-Chandler-2
My Cash App name is $SuperTrampoline
Thanks again.
Also, if you can signal boost this, that'd be swell.
Also, I can sell feet pics if for some ungodly reason you'd like to help me out by seeing pictures of my feet or something I don't know.
Done and done.
5082629
Thank you. I will repay you on Friday and buy you a drink at BronyCon.
Shame on you for selling fing brussel sprouts.
5082705
That’s Beelzebub’s brussel sprouts, I’ll have you know.
Or Baphomet’s broccoli.
5082742
He's never seen a soldier quite like you.