Sep
21st
2019
The Titanic Animated Anthology! · 12:39pm Sep 21st, 2019
After a great deal of hard work spanning about ten minutes this morning, I give you...
What is this, you may ask? It's a playlist containing all three (technically four) entries of what has come to be known as the weirdest, dumbest, most historically insulting pieces of animation ever to grace the world of cinema.
To put it in scientific terms, it's a bunch of really bad animated movies about the Titanic disaster.
So for those of you who have a weird curiosity about these sorts of things, click the link above.
But beware...
...they get crazier as they go along.
The closest I'll get to watching these is seeing the Nostalgia Critic's reviews on them. Sweet Celestia, these films are like a bad mix of Disney copycats and original fanfiction. The first thing they manage to tell us in one of them is that no one died on that fateful day.
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Oh, I remember that. That's there too, let me assure you.
I also managed to find the extended cut of the one with the rapping dog. And in that one, they actually establish that at least three of the characters do, in fact, die in the sinking.
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Oh I remember watching NostalgiaCritic. And he pretty much perfectly sums up how dumb, insulting, and unrealistic these titanic animated films are.
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Is that seriously a thing?
(checks Internet)
Oh for crying out loud...
i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/titanic-bot2-large.jpg
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Rule 17 of the internet: OBVIOUSLY that's a thing.
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Actually, Rule 17 is "every win fails eventually". I checked.
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Fine, then put it somewhere under rule 2.