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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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  • 16 weeks
    First post in 2024 -- Technical Difficulties

    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

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  • 31 weeks
    Someone has to say it...

    15 comments · 621 views
  • 34 weeks
    It's my Birthday! (Also, Patreon Updates)

    Hey, y'all! As of today, I'm now a whopping thirty-three years old! I know that isn't really a big deal, but it's a good enough excuse to swing by here and explain where I've been.

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  • 44 weeks
    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

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Oct
1st
2019

[UPDATED] The winner of September's Patreon Commission Story Poll is... · 1:44pm Oct 1st, 2019

That's right! The poll may have been close, and even went into extra innings after a tie-breaker, but the winner is clear as day:

So, y'all better prepare yourselves! Given the fact that the series finale is set to premiere on the 12th, I'm gonna try my hardest to publish this story before that date! Given how a lot of us will likely need our tissues on-hand for that eventful day, I wanted to give y'all a different reason to need them before then~ ;)

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This... I approve of this.

Pharynx's Side project! NOOOOOO!!!!!:raritycry::raritydespair: THIS. IS. THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!!!!!

Given how a lot of us will likely need our tissues on-hand for that eventful day, I wanted to give y'all a different reason to need them before then~ ;)

I can't wait to read a wholesome, heartfelt story about two friends coming together to teach the next generation about the confusing cauldron of hormones and emotion that comes with pubescence.

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