Somehow, I completely forgot to mention this! · 2:56am Nov 4th, 2019
Last year, a reader by the name of CountessRose performed a reading of "Uh-Oh, I'm Pregnant With Filthy Half-Pear-Half-Apple Spawn!"
This took me completely by surprise. It was a gesture that I really, really appreciated, and one that I don't think I ever fully reciprocated. I think I was knee-deep in work by that point, and/or panicking over "Often Rhymes 2: Somehow More Awkward Than The First," so I filed away this reading for later, and just never came back to it.
So, here I am, a year later, posting it, letting you guys know that it's out there, iffin' you're interested. Speaking personally, I'm a little bashful when it comes to hearing my own work read out loud, so I can't tell you much one way or the other about the recording itself, but it's nevertheless a very touching gesture from a very dedicated group of users.
So, if you'd like, do them the courtesy of listening to their work, and drop a comment on it for me.
Weird, I feel like I already knew that this existed, and the only way I imagine I would know is if you'd posted about it at some point. Oh well, I'd been meaning to get around to listening to it, so might as well do so now!
5150568 It's entirely possible I already blogged about it, but I could not remember doing so. Which means that the years of constant cranial trauma have taken their toll on me, and my memories are beginning to slip away, like fog in the morning sun.
Whatever; I'm hungry. I'll have an egg. You want an egg? Bobby, make my nephew an egg.