ROB 2020: MAKE FIMFIC GREAT(ER) AGAIN. · 6:25pm Dec 23rd, 2019
That's right, folks. I'm starting off the almost-new-year with a bang! As many of you remember my amazing 2016 mod campaign that was a landslide loss, I figured I'd need to step up my game for this year's running.
SO VOTE FOR ME, ROB, AS YOUR 2020 FIMFIC MOD ELECT.
MAKE FIMFIC GREAT(ER) AGAIN.
I'll be making hella wack hats and bumper stickers, too, so you know this is serious. I'll hand them out at Bronycon 2020.
"But ROB," you find yourself saying, "Bronycon is DEAD."
WELL THAT'S THE FIRST THING I CHANGE. Bronycon will rise from the ashes, and we'll have it in my pole barn, during my inevitable inauguration as a Fimfic Mod!
Next thing on my political agenda, is to put a stop to this political war going on amongst our veteran mods. The people have a voice, and I hear your cries. I will be there for YOU, yes, YOU! I'm going to sell everything I own, live in a cardboard box, and give 3 dollar hand pictures so I can fund my hats and bumper stickers, just for YOU!
We will be heard, my people, and we shall prevail!
I will also being working on opening trade talks once again with Imgur, so that we may once again post our lolcats and cheeseyburger pictures safely on our home soil.
So remember for this year's election, ROB for FIMFIC MOD 2020: MAKE FIMFIC GREAT(ER) AGAIN!
Rob I WILL eat your hands.
You have my vote!
I'll take one 3 dollar hand picture, please
Burn it all down!
I'll give you my vote, provided you show me some nepotism once you're inaugurated
I'll vote for you if you promise to build a wall around the current mod team. I'll vote for you twice if you can get them to pay for it.
You'd be a better mod than me!
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You know, that sounds kind of reasonable.
Robs running for mod? Fuck it you got my vote bb
Ok. Who gave him tequila?
~Skeeter The Lurker
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This comment has strong Majin Syeekoh vibes.
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I’ve been spending too much time around him. Send help
You know, Rob, you and I may disagree on some political things, but you are one of the most fun and nicest people I know and also you sent me a Christmas card, so I would like to volunteer my time and skills towards your election campaign.
Bring back nsfw
I'll vote for you. I'm sure you'd do a better job than many others who would try for the position, or even get it!
Also, your booze policies please me.
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I'm just impressed with myself for spelling his name correctly on the first try.
Hmmm... actual campaign or shitpost? I'll vote regardless!
Anyway, come to Trotcon
I believe so much I'll vote twice!
All hail ROBCakeran, Littlest of Dashies.
Sure, why not.
Ponies for everyone or no deal, Rob.
Ante up.
I've committed ponyfic-felonies, but I'll still vote for you.
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Who do you think I am, Vermin Supreme? He is a level above us all, and I don't want him coming after me.
I'm ok with this!
Are you going to build a wall and make G5 pay for it?
...Works for me.
nah i feel like leaving BC dead