Fang Gang Shorts #14 · 5:47pm Jun 3rd, 2020
“Alright guys, I’m the teacher,” Stinger said. Blue, Dagger, and Mantis looked up. “Any questions?”
Blue raised a hoof. “Why does being over weight, cause blue hair in some females?”
Then Mantis raised his hoof. “If video games make kids more violent, why are they still so easy to beat the crap out of?”
Then Dagger raised his hoof. “If your wife dies from child birth, can you press charges on the baby?”
The other Fangs laughed.
Mantis raised another hoof. “Teacher, why do blind ponies walk their dogs so much?”
Blue raised his hoof. “Can blind creatures dream?”
The others perked up. “Okay, that’s a really good question,” Stinger said. The others nodded.
They kept asking questions. “Look I know the average body is 37 degrees celsius, but you bucks are all cooked,” Stinger said. The questions continued until Stinger heard Dagger.
“Stinger?” They looked at Dagger. “...Why did she leave?”
Stinger stared at him. “...Oof...”
Venom Stinger wants to know your location.
Huh
5275035
“Nah, I think I’m good, Venny Boy.“
5275036
Yeah
5275039
It's interesting, and funny.
5275040
Heh. Thanks.
5275041
No prob
5275038
Hmph... “Blue hair in overweight females...” pfft.
5275043
”Hey man, I was just reading off of the script.“
5275047
Yeah... sure
these were fun
5275061
Heh, thanks.
5275063
quite welcome friend