Fang Gang Shorts #75

Thorax walked into a saloon, wanting to practice his assertiveness. He insulted a few ponies and griffons. He soon found a patron who didn’t take his insult so well.

“You folks competing in an ugly competition?” he said. Oh no I didn’t!

The griffon growled.

Thorax trotted to the exit. I showed them my alpha side.

Then, the griffon locked Thorax in a chokehold and began punching him in the side and back.

“Argh! Ah fu—”

Thorax sat by Mitchell, who was downing a cup of whiskey.

“They took my bits...” Thorax said. “They. They gave me a tail twister and they took my bits...”

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Comments

[Melody Song]

Heh, aww, poor Thorax...

[MlpHero]

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Eh, he kinda deserved it to be fair. Kinda

[Melody Song]

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True. But he was just trying to be assertive...

[MlpHero]

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Yeah, but he was in a saloon of all places

[Melody Song]

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True

[MlpHero]

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Yep

[Melody Song]

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Yeah

[Changeling404]

I see Pharanx doing this to SHOW thorax how to be assertive... but the ending would be very different...

[MlpHero]

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Yeah, probably

[Changeling404]

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Gasp... unless he did it to... TEMPEST! and thats how they met, in a bar fight with eachother.

[MlpHero]

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Ooh, possibly

[BezierBallad]

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Well, imagine you’re minding your own business, and then out of nowhere, some changeling comes up and insults you.

[Melody Song]

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True