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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 3 weeks
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 9 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 161 views
  • 15 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 199 views
  • 27 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 30 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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Nov
2nd
2020

Was Twilight the worst movie ever? · 10:38am Nov 2nd, 2020

Lego brick protagonist. Bella. A walker from the Walking Dead seems to have more personality than her. Edward, a creepy stalker, 100 plus year old vampire dating a teenager. Vampire sparkling in the sun instead of burning.

I only watched the first... one. It seemed to be the worse movie I ever seen.

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I 'watched' it once when it was showing on tv (Australian Free-to-Air).

It helped me get over the insomnia was suffering from at the time.

I don't think I lasted past the sparkling.

My sister read the book and she saw the first movie. She left the theatre hugely disappointed and never watched it ever again

I watched all of them don't remember them at all mostly because I was high on flu meds and had my GF next to me so my mind wandered a bit

The fact that they still went through with making the rest of the series disqualifies it. (Compare 50 Shades of Grey)

Nothing can save that hump of trash of a movie even when they try to 'reboot' it

It's pretty bad and it's a shame because the Vampire lore in that world is actually kind of cool when you look into it, it just sucks that the story is a trash attempt at romance with 3 main characters that are either melodramatic all the time (the 2 guys) or a blank slates with no personality (Bella)

A very bad presentation of both vampires and werewolves. Bad character personality bad story telling that would be enjoyable to young teens but to fans of horror movies its complete garbage

As an avid movie-watcher, I've seen much, much worse movies. Twilight, the entire saga, it is a sin against humanity, vampires, romance, literature, cinema, structure, and acting, but it is not the worst movie ever. It ranks up(down?) there with the legends. And we are talking about pure fucking awful movies, not so bad they are good, funny, boring, or entertaining to make fun at, no, just pure, concentrated shit scrapped out of Lucifer's rectum itself.

I watched it with my GF at the time. Wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be but forgettable.

The whole series is bad but trust me, I've seen much, much worse

The Venn diagram of people who think Twilight is the worst movie (series) ever and people who act like Robert Pattinson hasn’t done any work between Breaking Dawn Pt. 2 and Tenet is a circle.

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