Where headcanon becomes absurd and canon absurder
Gods above, I really gotta get a schedule or something.
This is a list of ongoing or planned projects
Firstly, I have a new saga that’s not MLP!
Introducing
This is a new fic series based on a Pokémon AU I’ve had for some time now, but it’s out now on Ao3! Two chapters so far, but many more to come!
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Already? Surprisingly, yes
Lads, lasses, and those in between or out, I welcome you to the official
This is long past due, and I hope you’ll enjoy my recreating of the story that started my writing journey.
You can thank Minenwerfer for this one
Mu’fucka went from cheap $1 voice actor to “Holy fuck my femur’s breaking!!”
Woah
5415011Yeah
Now get in
5415013Huh?
5415014Heh, see, the ‘Femur Breaker’ is used to contain SCP-106, who prays on people in the 10-20 age bracket, especially when they’re in distress
5415016Ah
5415017Yea
Sucks
5415018Mhm
5415020They end up getting repeatedly taken, put through hell, and tortured untill they die.
One guy came back with no eyes, before he was taken again. He didn't come back after that.
5415025Eep
Well, thank you so much for telling me that when it's nighttime and dark
5415027There is a teady bear made of ears. If you hear it scream you will begin to grow ears all over your body including inside your throat. You die from suffocating on you own flesh.
5415027There is also a dico duck that becomes a disco ball and plays music.
5415027And a friendly robot sentry that only wants to protect people. They hire him.
5415030Okay...
The things you have to do.
5415864Yep
Woah
5415011
Yeah
Now get in
5415013
Huh?
5415014
Heh, see, the ‘Femur Breaker’ is used to contain SCP-106, who prays on people in the 10-20 age bracket, especially when they’re in distress
5415016
Ah
5415017
Yea
Sucks
5415018
Mhm
5415020
They end up getting repeatedly taken, put through hell, and tortured untill they die.
One guy came back with no eyes, before he was taken again. He didn't come back after that.
5415025
Eep
Well, thank you so much for telling me that when it's nighttime and dark
5415027
There is a teady bear made of ears. If you hear it scream you will begin to grow ears all over your body including inside your throat. You die from suffocating on you own flesh.
5415027
There is also a dico duck that becomes a disco ball and plays music.
5415027
And a friendly robot sentry that only wants to protect people. They hire him.
5415030
Okay...
The things you have to do.
5415864
Yep