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J Carp


I'm an old sourpuss.

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  • 77 weeks
    An ominous and thrilling announcement

    It's apparent I like adverb-comedy, but my first writing love has always been something a bit different: the murder mystery. Hell, here's an absolutely true fact about me: I partly learned to read with this delightful book one of my older siblings had lying around. (This may start to explain other things about me, too, come to think of it...)

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    6 comments · 258 views
  • 162 weeks
    So apparently I have narcolepsy

    Seriously. I was just diagnosed with narcolepsy, like a couple of hours ago. This might explain my difficulties updating Femmefiction in anything resembling a timely manner (or, well, doing anything at all in my free time).

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    10 comments · 243 views
  • 181 weeks
    It's time once again for the greatest Christmas carol of them all

    The Dazzlings can only wish to be an evil rival band like these motherfuckers.

    2 comments · 241 views
  • 203 weeks
    Sugarcoat's the best

    I mean, right? Obviously. Like, who's it gonna be, Indigo Zap? Please.

    8 comments · 241 views
  • 205 weeks
    ohhhhhhhhh

    Ohhhhhh, now I get it. The fandom's imploding. Explains a lot.

    15 comments · 337 views
Dec
20th
2020

It's time once again for the greatest Christmas carol of them all · 4:09am Dec 20th, 2020

The Dazzlings can only wish to be an evil rival band like these motherfuckers.

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Comments ( 2 )

Ah, some classic Muppets. Always a pleasure.

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ah yes :D

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