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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 5 weeks
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

    13 comments · 152 views
  • 10 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 167 views
  • 16 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 207 views
  • 29 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 31 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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Feb
21st
2021

Earth Ponies Playing American Football? · 6:37pm Feb 21st, 2021

Earth Ponies Playing American Football? Normal show version of the ponies. Not OP fan fiction version.

Still though. If we going the OP route. Do think it could end in disaster? With many humans end up badly hurt during the game... if not outright killed. The ponies end up healing the broken human bodies with magic afterward and bringing back to life the humans they accidentally killed. And Princess Celestia declares any rough contact sport with humans and ponies together is banned. Other than gentle cuddle wrestling.

I feel like this could be a funny story. Imagine human and ponies watching the game turn into a bloodbath as the ponies break the bones and end up literally killing the other team with OPness.

Report Bendy · 256 views · #sport #American Football
Comments ( 6 )

I picture the result being something akin to this:

5458544
Yeah, that's a really good animation. Seems fitting.

Some time ago a medium sized, 300 Kg pony broke my leg by smashing into me at full gallop.
No need for them to be OP, they can be just regular themselves, really.

5458555
OW. You fully recovered since then?

5459026
Yeah, more or less. The lockdown helped.

5458552
for a story, you could also go the route, that instead of humans playing against ponies, the humans just watch the ponies play against each other.
If its an anthropomorphic pony world, the humans could be expecting just a sexier version of the regular sport, with giant butts and boobs, only to shit their pants, once they realize, how powerful the ponies are.

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