Cuphead Haiku

Hilda Berg is hard.

That’s a huge understatement.

I’m raging right now.

Comments

[Yoshifan30]

I lost to her 10 times

[Melody Song]

Heh...

[BezierBallad]

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It’s true though.

[Melody Song]

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True

Kind of pointless nitpick since everyone ignores this "rule" for Haikus but the third line is usually supposed to tie the Haiku back to nature in some way

[BezierBallad]

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Sooo?

[Melody Song]

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Just saying

Though rage is an emotion and emotion is probably tied to nature, so...

[BezierBallad]

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Is it?

[Melody Song]

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I mean, it's definitely not a manmade thing

[GamerDroid23]

I can give some pointers if you'd like

[BezierBallad]

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Like what?

[Just Some Toast]

I'd wish you luck, but I got stuck at the genie guy and gave up there.

[BezierBallad]

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Because he has like 5 phases?

[Just Some Toast]

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Exactly. Fuck that puppet.

[GamerDroid23]

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First things first, what phase is giving you the most trouble?

[BezierBallad]

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Well, I dunno, really. I mean, I keep lasting up until the third phase or so

[GamerDroid23]

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third phase? you are either talking about the moon, or one of her constellation forms.

[BezierBallad]

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Well, I can kinda deal with the constellations, (as long as it’s not Gemini) but I keep dying at the last stage. Those UFOs keep hitting me

[GamerDroid23]

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Gotcha. The colors of the UFO's dictate when they fire. With the brown UFO's firing early and the red one's firing late.

[BezierBallad]

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Interesting

[GamerDroid23]

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I hope this helps you in someway. From a madman who tortured himself with expert mode.