I'm leaving, and I'm not coming back.

You heard me. I'm done. I'm leaving. And I shan't be coming back.
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Until April 2^nd. I won't be party to this Foolish holiday. I'm going to hide in my bunker.

In lieu of me not being funny, please enjoy this in my absence.

Comments

[Jinzou]

Goddammit. You got me for a second.

[FanOfMostEverything]

Probably for the best. Thank goodness for Australian authors and British boorus preparing me ahaead of time.

[Bookeater_otaku]

You had me for a moment.

April Fools... every years it's a pain in the ass.

[Tania tokustar]

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Amen to that

[justheretoreadstories]

Until April 2^nd. I won't be party to this Foolish holiday. I'm going to hide in my bunker.

Good Advice.

[ThePinkedWonder]

If not for me already being on guard, you might have had me with you "never coming back

But not a bad idea to hide for the day so no one could get you.