Okay now.

Where-

Where are you all coming from?

Who said what?

My inner gossip whore must know, tell me-

Comments

[Herald of Opera]

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

My name is [REDACTED]!!
And I am Canadian!!!

Yes, I looked up and copy-pasted an entire beer commercial purely for its last spoken line.

EDIT: I didn't actually bother rereading it at first, so now I had to do another edit for accuracy. at myself.

[badninja]

So I am Minnesotan the leader in producing NHL players. We also lead the nation in electing celebrities to political office.

[Enigma In the Jungle]

i seriously don't get how i got here

[Aster Viridian]

I'm an Idahoan who just moved from Arkansas to go to school in Utah.

[Scorch215]

I came from somewhere, and people said a thing.