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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 5 weeks
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 10 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 168 views
  • 16 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 207 views
  • 29 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 31 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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Jun
29th
2021

Princess Luna's backward views? · 9:24am Jun 29th, 2021

I wonder if there are stories that explore this? As in Luna is from a thousand years ago brought to the future. (reformed after Nightmare Moon) There's a good chance she would have very bigoted views. Such as she could even be homophobic as a perfect example. She wonders why Equestria is not at war with anyone? "Where are our raiding parties?"

A stallion spoke to her without giving her a letter to ask permission first. She wants to have his head cut off for being rude. She wonders what happened to public executions? She enjoyed watching those.

Granted, this MLP. So, it does not have to be totally realistic. The ponies may have fairly modern 21st-century views if you so wish in your story.

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If its rgre too she could be archaicly sexist

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Towards the males? She would want them to be submissive or something?

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Basically imagine asking a dude from 1000 years ago his opinions on women and how they should act and such and that would be Luna. Search up rgre stories some are good.

Her views could also be antiquated in other ways, such as wondering why all the family and friends of a newly married couple don't gather in the bedroom on their wedding night to observe them consummate their marriage, why ponies dating don't have an escort with them to ensure they keep the proper distance apart, why ponies don't regularly attend church or mass or temple(or whatever particular religious building and function the author likes), why a goat or sheep or something isn't sacrificed when a foal is born, or other things from older times that aren't practiced at all, or at least as much in modern times.

I've seen a couple TwiLuna stories touch on the idea that Luna was a closeted lesbian who couldn't express herself and only dared try go after Twi when Celestia explains that homosexuality isn't stigmatized anymore.

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That might be something to consider. She herself, might have very forward views. But things were very different back then in her time.

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family and friends of a newly married couple don't gather in the bedroom on their wedding night to observe them consummate their marriage

That could be a funny HIE story. A human has a romance with a pony. But her entire family and friends watch him have sex with her. XD

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I do recall a few fics where Luna asks why herds/harems are no longer common. Celestia comments she had to end the practice after things got....messy. Then again, we don't know much about society 1K plus years ago.

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That's good in some ways since it leaves some things to our imagination. Gives us free rain in our storytelling.

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Yeah, so maybe say, things were more akin to Ancient Greece or the like....if you catch my drift

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I know, extactly. Does not need to be said.

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I could see it now, the human marries either Limestone or Marble Pie and on their wedding night, when all their family and friends gather round to view them consummate their wedding for the first time, the human has some performance anxiety which leads them to having the marriage annulled and the false information being documented that humans have poor performance in the bedroom, which in turn would lead to not only the human never having a physically meaningful relationship with a pony ever, but also negatively affects the next poor ape descendant who happens to get teleported into their world.

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